Three Guys & A Guiness World Record
3 guys claim to have broken a Guiness world record.
The first guy says he has the longest fingernails.
The second guy says he has the biggest ears.
The third guy says he makes the best music.
So they all go to the Guiness world records museum to check if they are right.
The first guy runs out of the museum, saying, "YES! I do have the longest fingernails!"
The second guy runs out, saying happily, "AWESOME! I do have the biggest ears!"
But the third guy walks out upset, asking, "Who the hell is DRAKE?!!"