A Duck
One day a duck walks into a bar. He asks the bartender "You got any grapes?" The bartender says "No, this is a bar. We dont serve grapes in here." so the duck walks out. The next day the duck goes back to the bar and asks the bartender, "You got any grapes?" once again the bartender says " No this is a bar we dont serve grapes here." so again the duck leaves. The next day the duck goes back to the bar again and asks the bartender, "You got any grapes?" And again the bartender says, "I told you before duck, this is a bar and we dont serve grapes here! And the next time you come here askin for some grapes im gonna nail your beak to the bar!" So the duck left. The next day the duck goes to the bar and asks the bartender, "you got any nails?" the bartender replies, "no." then the duck asks the bartender,"you got any grapes?"
