A Fire In the Kitchen
David had this great idea
He wanted to update their kitchen with items from IKEA
Samantha asks David, "Why? you don't know how to cook."
David reaches in a bag and pulls out a brand new cookbook
The title was 500 Ways
To Have Your Home Seliing Like Bacon For Days
Samantha looks at David and says, "I am a little concerned, last time you boiled water, it burned."
David replies back, "Trust me."
Samantha could feel his heart was really in.
But sometimes, in some cases, even trust has its' limits
David asks Samantha, "What could possibly go wrong?"
Samantha is hoping this idea won't last too long
David says, " I have to scratch that itch that is itchin'."
Samantha pleads to him, "Please stay out of the kitchen."
Soon Friday evening had come
The kitchen fears for Samantha, had settled some
David tells Samantha, "Tomorrow morning, you will be awakend."
David the tells Samatha, " Tomorrow mornig, the whole house will smell like bacon."
The next morning, David gets the bacon in the frying pan and it starts sizzlin'
He tells himself, " I will check on it during Puppy Bowl intermission."
David's wish to cook was a burning desire
He goes to the kitchen and the kitchen is on fire
Soon the fire is out of control
He says, " Well I guess I will misss the second half of the Puppy Bowl."
He knows he better act and do something sooner than later
He grabs what he can from the refrigerator
Samantha and David had to go
David was able to grab a jar of mayonnaise and the rest of last night's Jello
David and Samatha watch helplessly as their house burns down
Samatha thinks, "At least that bacon cookbook won't be around."
They find a place to stay for now, so they are all set
David comments, "Look a single burner, nice kitchenette."
David tells Samantha, " I still have that itch that is itchin."
This time we will buil an Outdoor Kitche."
Samantha is hoping his cooking urges won't last too long
David smiles at Samantha and says," An Outdoor Kitchen, what could possibly go wrong?"
