A blonde buys a speedboat.
It's not a big speedboat, but big enough to pull a waterskier.
She takes it out for its inaugural run and is very disappointed. The
steering is heavy, it's far from speedy and all things considered, it's
not what she expected at all.
As she is returning to the jetty, she decides to stop at the marina and
maybe get some advice. She explains to the man what the problems are and
he drops into the water to get a better look.
He's not down there for long before he resurfaces, coughing and
"What's wrong?" asks his mate.
"The dang boat is still strapped to the trailer."