stupid kentuckyans
why did they make a law in Kentucky that you have to use clear trashbage?
-to make window shopping easier.
there were 4 Kentuckyans and a guy from Indiana in a car. the guy from Indiana looked out the window and saw a dog that only had one eye. so he said "hey guys look at that dog with one eye!" they all put their hand over one of their eyes and then looked for a dog.
a guy from kentucky and a guy from indiana were fishing. the one from kentucky couldnt catch a single fish, but the guy from indiana had fish literally jumping in the boat. the Kentuckyan said: "how are you making the fish do that!?" and the guy from Indiana replied: " well, you choose a fish, and look him right in the eye and think 'jump in the boat, jump in the boat' and your brain is so much bigger than his itty bitty fish brain that it overpowers him and he just jumps right in." so the guy from kentucky chooses a fish, looks him in the eye... and all of a sudden he makes a fish face and jumps in the water.
