Come on and Cut off my Legs
Who really needs those things down there - come on, come on, and cut off my legs
who really needs that pointless pair - come on, come on, and cut off my legs
we can have fun with an axe - cutting off legs you know we're kicking it back
little children on a railroad track - cannibals looking for a midnight snack
so come on, come on and cut off my legs
We can have fun in wheel chairs - come on, come on, and cut off my legs
we can be the main attraction at our next state fair - come on, come on and cut off my legs
playing kickball with my face - a funny little slide into first base
hey look I can fit in my suitcase - and when they look for footprints, I leave no trace
so come on, come on and cut off my legs
When it comes to parking man, you can't lose - come on, come on and cut off my legs
you'll save $100's on the price of shoes - come on, come on and cut off my legs
so cut off my legs and I'll cut off yours - and we'll go buy jeans for the price of shorts
and then we'll all live in a teeny tiny fort - and last volleyball on a tennis court
so come on, come on and cut off my legs
