3 shopping nuns
Three nuns went out shopping one day. They decided to go to the new strip mall down the street from their convent, seeing as though all three were getting quite old. They visited every store there, a book store, an antique shop, a meat market, and a clothing store. They soon became very tired and decided to rest at one of the benches outside the book store. The first nun, whose voice was giving in to her old age quietly said, “did u see the steaks in the meat shop? They were this thick” she then held her hands 3 inches apart. “yes”, said the second nun, whose eye sight was giving in, “did u see the sausage they had? It was this long”, she then held her hands out about a foot apart. The third nun, whose hearing was very bad then asked “im sorry, father who?”
