Ill-legal Alien Voters
Ill-legalAlien Voters
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The Finance Chairperson rushed into the campaign headquarters.
He stopped before the Democrat Party Presidential candidate's desk.
He said, "I just got a call from Moscow. Russia has offered multi million dollars in order to be thumbs up in any negotiation."
The Democrat Presidential candidate started grinning lavishly.
He said, "It's about time the whole world became socialized."
The Finance Chairperson couldn't help grinning as well.
He said, "Yup we can all take advantage of the average man."
The Democrat Presidential candidate stood up.
He patted the Finance Chairperson on the back.
The Finance Chairperson said, "I still got more millionaires to hit."
The Democrat Presidential candidate said, "I still got plans to carryout."
The Finance Chairperson said, "Jam with some hard rock and roll. Later, bye."
The Democrat Presidential candidate called in his campaign manager.
He said, "Mark how am I doing so far?"
Mark shrugged his shoulders.
He said, "That Republican is favored."
The candidate said, "Mark our pocket just got filled with Russian gold. Get me a bunch of ill-legal alien votes. Voters from around the world will help me rule."
The manager saluted the candidate.
He said,"Aye, aye, sir."
The manager quickly left the candidate.
He pulled out his cell phone.
Smuggler was in contacts.
The manager called Smuggler.
The smuggler answered the call.
He said, "Que query?"
The manager said, "I need some Hispanic help."
The smuggler said, "All right gringo. I just need to know what kind of labor you got for them."
The manager took a deep breath.
He said, "Sorry I need to check things out closer."
The smuggler said, "Si, it usually helps you harvest if the laborers are reserved ahead of schedule."
The manager hung his cell phone up.
He called Population.
Population said, "Morning sir, what's needed."
The manager shrugged his shoulders.
He said, "I need a list of everyone who has passed away this decade."
Population said, "Fine. Just text message me your email address. Then I can email you a link to that information."
The manager grinned.
He hung up.
He said, "Going to get them."
The manager sent out the text message with his email address in it.
The manager dug his laptop out.
He said, "I'm not no hacker."
The manager followed the link sent to him. A list of dead people filled the screen.
He said, "We'll win this time."
The manager called the smuggler.
He said, "We don't need wet backs. They need to be physically built right to play the given Hollywood role."
The smuggler asked, "How am I supposed to tell?
The manager said, "Give me your email address. I can send you a link to to a list of theatrical characters. Just look those pictures over. Try to get illegal aliens that physically match those characters."
The smuggler checked the link out. He matched almost all of the pictures with some South American.
He kept a list of matches.
The smuggler emailed that list to the Democrat Presidential Campaign Manager.
Manager looked the list over closely.
He called Population again.
Population said, "Wasn't your order filled?"
Manager frowned.
He said, "I'm going to need the birth certificate of several of those dead people."
Population said, "Since the people in that list I gave you are dead, why would they need their birth certificate?"
Manager said, "Sorry, your listing is not one hundred percent accurate. Mistakes can be made. I have been able to find those mistakes. With a birth certificate those people who are still alive can vote for president in the upcoming election."
Population said,"Sir that cannot be done without some secret funding."
Manager had to rub his forehead.
He said,"Knowing how much is charged per certificate makes the bill a lot easier to pay."
Population said, "I need a list of the birth certificates desired. That way I will know what to charge you."
Manager emailed Population a copy of the list he had received from Smuggler."
He said, "Here comes the list of mistakes."
Population received the email. He quickly opened the list.
He said, "just a moment while I check this out."
Manager shrugged his shoulders.
He said, "We'd better get at it before sundown."
Population read the list of birth certificates wanted.
He said, "The bill is going to be too high to add up without a sophisticated calculator."
Manager said, "Fine. It will be easy to send you a high percentage of Democrat donations to pay for it. Send those birth certificates to the New Mexico Democratic arty."
Manager called Smuggler.
He said, "Garcia send all those South Americans that match the need list to the Rio Grand river north west of El Paso Texas. Hispanic Democrats will lead them to voter registration. They just have to play the Democrat voter role through the Presidential election. Don't worry my helpers will pay you a lot of bucks for all your help."
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Start
The Finance Chairperson rushed into the campaign headquarters.
He stopped before the Democrat Party Presidential candidate's desk.
He said, "I just got a call from Moscow. Russia has offered multi million dollars in order to be thumbs up in any negotiation."
The Democrat Presidential candidate started grinning lavishly.
He said, "It's about time the whole world became socialized."
The Finance Chairperson couldn't help grinning as well.
He said, "Yup we can all take advantage of the average man."
The Democrat Presidential candidate stood up.
He patted the Finance Chairperson on the back.
The Finance Chairperson said, "I still got more millionaires to hit."
The Democrat Presidential candidate said, "I still got plans to carryout."
The Finance Chairperson said, "Jam with some hard rock and roll. Later, bye."
The Democrat Presidential candidate called in his campaign manager.
He said, "Mark how am I doing so far?"
Mark shrugged his shoulders.
He said, "That Republican is favored."
The candidate said, "Mark our pocket just got filled with Russian gold. Get me a bunch of ill-legal alien votes. Voters from around the world will help me rule."
The manager saluted the candidate.
He said,"Aye, aye, sir."
The manager quickly left the candidate.
He pulled out his cell phone.
Smuggler was in contacts.
The manager called Smuggler.
The smuggler answered the call.
He said, "Que query?"
The manager said, "I need some Hispanic help."
The smuggler said, "All right gringo. I just need to know what kind of labor you got for them."
The manager took a deep breath.
He said, "Sorry I need to check things out closer."
The smuggler said, "Si, it usually helps you harvest if the laborers are reserved ahead of schedule."
The manager hung his cell phone up.
He called Population.
Population said, "Morning sir, what's needed."
The manager shrugged his shoulders.
He said, "I need a list of everyone who has passed away this decade."
Population said, "Fine. Just text message me your email address. Then I can email you a link to that information."
The manager grinned.
He hung up.
He said, "Going to get them."
The manager sent out the text message with his email address in it.
The manager dug his laptop out.
He said, "I'm not no hacker."
The manager followed the link sent to him. A list of dead people filled the screen.
He said, "We'll win this time."
The manager called the smuggler.
He said, "We don't need wet backs. They need to be physically built right to play the given Hollywood role."
The smuggler asked, "How am I supposed to tell?
The manager said, "Give me your email address. I can send you a link to to a list of theatrical characters. Just look those pictures over. Try to get illegal aliens that physically match those characters."
The smuggler checked the link out. He matched almost all of the pictures with some South American.
He kept a list of matches.
The smuggler emailed that list to the Democrat Presidential Campaign Manager.
Manager looked the list over closely.
He called Population again.
Population said, "Wasn't your order filled?"
Manager frowned.
He said, "I'm going to need the birth certificate of several of those dead people."
Population said, "Since the people in that list I gave you are dead, why would they need their birth certificate?"
Manager said, "Sorry, your listing is not one hundred percent accurate. Mistakes can be made. I have been able to find those mistakes. With a birth certificate those people who are still alive can vote for president in the upcoming election."
Population said,"Sir that cannot be done without some secret funding."
Manager had to rub his forehead.
He said,"Knowing how much is charged per certificate makes the bill a lot easier to pay."
Population said, "I need a list of the birth certificates desired. That way I will know what to charge you."
Manager emailed Population a copy of the list he had received from Smuggler."
He said, "Here comes the list of mistakes."
Population received the email. He quickly opened the list.
He said, "just a moment while I check this out."
Manager shrugged his shoulders.
He said, "We'd better get at it before sundown."
Population read the list of birth certificates wanted.
He said, "The bill is going to be too high to add up without a sophisticated calculator."
Manager said, "Fine. It will be easy to send you a high percentage of Democrat donations to pay for it. Send those birth certificates to the New Mexico Democratic arty."
Manager called Smuggler.
He said, "Garcia send all those South Americans that match the need list to the Rio Grand river north west of El Paso Texas. Hispanic Democrats will lead them to voter registration. They just have to play the Democrat voter role through the Presidential election. Don't worry my helpers will pay you a lot of bucks for all your help."
End
Start
The Finance Chairperson rushed into the campaign headquarters.
He stopped before the Democrat Party Presidential candidate's desk.
He said, "I just got a call from Moscow. Russia has offered multi million dollars in order to be thumbs up in any negotiation."
The Democrat Presidential candidate started grinning lavishly.
He said, "It's about time the whole world became socialized."
The Finance Chairperson couldn't help grinning as well.
He said, "Yup we can all take advantage of the average man."
The Democrat Presidential candidate stood up.
He patted the Finance Chairperson on the back.
The Finance Chairperson said, "I still got more millionaires to hit."
The Democrat Presidential candidate said, "I still got plans to carryout."
The Finance Chairperson said, "Jam with some hard rock and roll. Later, bye."
The Democrat Presidential candidate called in his campaign manager.
He said, "Mark how am I doing so far?"
Mark shrugged his shoulders.
He said, "That Republican is favored."
The candidate said, "Mark our pocket just got filled with Russian gold. Get me a bunch of ill-legal alien votes. Voters from around the world will help me rule."
The manager saluted the candidate.
He said,"Aye, aye, sir."
The manager quickly left the candidate.
He pulled out his cell phone.
Smuggler was in contacts.
The manager called Smuggler.
The smuggler answered the call.
He said, "Que query?"
The manager said, "I need some Hispanic help."
The smuggler said, "All right gringo. I just need to know what kind of labor you got for them."
The manager took a deep breath.
He said, "Sorry I need to check things out closer."
The smuggler said, "Si, it usually helps you harvest if the laborers are reserved ahead of schedule."
The manager hung his cell phone up.
He called Population.
Population said, "Morning sir, what's needed."
The manager shrugged his shoulders.
He said, "I need a list of everyone who has passed away this decade."
Population said, "Fine. Just text message me your email address. Then I can email you a link to that information."
The manager grinned.
He hung up.
He said, "Going to get them."
The manager sent out the text message with his email address in it.
The manager dug his laptop out.
He said, "I'm not no hacker."
The manager followed the link sent to him. A list of dead people filled the screen.
He said, "We'll win this time."
The manager called the smuggler.
He said, "We don't need wet backs. They need to be physically built right to play the given Hollywood role."
The smuggler asked, "How am I supposed to tell?
The manager said, "Give me your email address. I can send you a link to to a list of theatrical characters. Just look those pictures over. Try to get illegal aliens that physically match those characters."
The smuggler checked the link out. He matched almost all of the pictures with some South American.
He kept a list of matches.
The smuggler emailed that list to the Democrat Presidential Campaign Manager.
Manager looked the list over closely.
He called Population again.
Population said, "Wasn't your order filled?"
Manager frowned.
He said, "I'm going to need the birth certificate of several of those dead people."
Population said, "Since the people in that list I gave you are dead, why would they need their birth certificate?"
Manager said, "Sorry, your listing is not one hundred percent accurate. Mistakes can be made. I have been able to find those mistakes. With a birth certificate those people who are still alive can vote for president in the upcoming election."
Population said,"Sir that cannot be done without some secret funding."
Manager had to rub his forehead.
He said,"Knowing how much is charged per certificate makes the bill a lot easier to pay."
Population said, "I need a list of the birth certificates desired. That way I will know what to charge you."
Manager emailed Population a copy of the list he had received from Smuggler."
He said, "Here comes the list of mistakes."
Population received the email. He quickly opened the list.
He said, "just a moment while I check this out."
Manager shrugged his shoulders.
He said, "We'd better get at it before sundown."
Population read the list of birth certificates wanted.
He said, "The bill is going to be too high to add up without a sophisticated calculator."
Manager said, "Fine. It will be easy to send you a high percentage of Democrat donations to pay for it. Send those birth certificates to the New Mexico Democratic arty."
Manager called Smuggler.
He said, "Garcia send all those South Americans that match the need list to the Rio Grand river north west of El Paso Texas. Hispanic Democrats will lead them to voter registration. They just have to play the Democrat voter role through the Presidential election. Don't worry my helpers will pay you a lot of bucks for all your help."
End
Start
The Finance Chairperson rushed into the campaign headquarters.
He stopped before the Democrat Party Presidential candidate's desk.
He said, "I just got a call from Moscow. Russia has offered multi million dollars in order to be thumbs up in any negotiation."
The Democrat Presidential candidate started grinning lavishly.
He said, "It's about time the whole world became socialized."
The Finance Chairperson couldn't help grinning as well.
He said, "Yup we can all take advantage of the average man."
The Democrat Presidential candidate stood up.
He patted the Finance Chairperson on the back.
The Finance Chairperson said, "I still got more millionaires to hit."
The Democrat Presidential candidate said, "I still got plans to carryout."
The Finance Chairperson said, "Jam with some hard rock and roll. Later, bye."
The Democrat Presidential candidate called in his campaign manager.
He said, "Mark how am I doing so far?"
Mark shrugged his shoulders.
He said, "That Republican is favored."
The candidate said, "Mark our pocket just got filled with Russian gold. Get me a bunch of ill-legal alien votes. Voters from around the world will help me rule."
The manager saluted the candidate.
He said,"Aye, aye, sir."
The manager quickly left the candidate.
He pulled out his cell phone.
Smuggler was in contacts.
The manager called Smuggler.
The smuggler answered the call.
He said, "Que query?"
The manager said, "I need some Hispanic help."
The smuggler said, "All right gringo. I just need to know what kind of labor you got for them."
The manager took a deep breath.
He said, "Sorry I need to check things out closer."
The smuggler said, "Si, it usually helps you harvest if the laborers are reserved ahead of schedule."
The manager hung his cell phone up.
He called Population.
Population said, "Morning sir, what's needed."
The manager shrugged his shoulders.
He said, "I need a list of everyone who has passed away this decade."
Population said, "Fine. Just text message me your email address. Then I can email you a link to that information."
The manager grinned.
He hung up.
He said, "Going to get them."
The manager sent out the text message with his email address in it.
The manager dug his laptop out.
He said, "I'm not no hacker."
The manager followed the link sent to him. A list of dead people filled the screen.
He said, "We'll win this time."
The manager called the smuggler.
He said, "We don't need wet backs. They need to be physically built right to play the given Hollywood role."
The smuggler asked, "How am I supposed to tell?
The manager said, "Give me your email address. I can send you a link to to a list of theatrical characters. Just look those pictures over. Try to get illegal aliens that physically match those characters."
The smuggler checked the link out. He matched almost all of the pictures with some South American.
He kept a list of matches.
The smuggler emailed that list to the Democrat Presidential Campaign Manager.
Manager looked the list over closely.
He called Population again.
Population said, "Wasn't your order filled?"
Manager frowned.
He said, "I'm going to need the birth certificate of several of those dead people."
Population said, "Since the people in that list I gave you are dead, why would they need their birth certificate?"
Manager said, "Sorry, your listing is not one hundred percent accurate. Mistakes can be made. I have been able to find those mistakes. With a birth certificate those people who are still alive can vote for president in the upcoming election."
Population said,"Sir that cannot be done without some secret funding."
Manager had to rub his forehead.
He said,"Knowing how much is charged per certificate makes the bill a lot easier to pay."
Population said, "I need a list of the birth certificates desired. That way I will know what to charge you."
Manager emailed Population a copy of the list he had received from Smuggler."
He said, "Here comes the list of mistakes."
Population received the email. He quickly opened the list.
He said, "just a moment while I check this out."
Manager shrugged his shoulders.
He said, "We'd better get at it before sundown."
Population read the list of birth certificates wanted.
He said, "The bill is going to be too high to add up without a sophisticated calculator."
Manager said, "Fine. It will be easy to send you a high percentage of Democrat donations to pay for it. Send those birth certificates to the New Mexico Democratic arty."
Manager called Smuggler.
He said, "Garcia send all those South Americans that match the need list to the Rio Grand river north west of El Paso Texas. Hispanic Democrats will lead them to voter registration. They just have to play the Democrat voter role through the Presidential election. Don't worry my helpers will pay you a lot of bucks for all your help."
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