A Girl Named Horse Puckey
Her parents had to find her a safe place
It was cold outside, to keep her warm, they covered her with horse manure, even her face
Her parents left her outside a reservation
The only Wakatoo tribe in the nation
The Chief's wife found her and took her home
She told her husband she was left all alone
Even with the smell, they felt lucky
The Chief said her name shall be Horse Puckey
As horse grew, she always wondered why
Her father said I could have named you Outhouse, Cow Pie or Pig's Sty
Al of the tribe members called her Hockey Puck
With this nickname she was stuck
Soon she was to marry and take her husband's name
His full name is Fire Mane
Now her and her husband are employed at Stuckeys
And she is no longer called Horse Puckey
