Manson Hanson Dancin'
Caroline wanted to make an original dance
If anyone loved it or not, she was gonna take a chance
She watched some videos of Cal Barittnakoff
As painful as it was, she watched the dance moves of David Hasllehoff
She put on her shoes she used to tap
Trying to tap to the beat of The Urban Electric Company Rap
Then she watched the video Dancin' On the Ceiling
While listening to a song by Uriah Heap called Stealin'
Caroline watched videos of Ginger Rogers and Fred Astair
She practiced the Moon Walk, she felt like she was floating on air
She realized her moves must include some romancin'
She thought, Eugene is wrong, there is dancin' to Hanson
Digging through her music, she can't find it
She got on itunes, she must buy it
Caroline heard this group and song MMM Bop was a favorite of Charles Manson
She had a light bulb moment, her new dance woukd be Manson Hanson Dancin'
The dance would start out soft and clean
But somewhere it had to get dirty and mean
She wanted to include some Mosh Pit
Now tired, for today, she had to quit
The next night, she went to club to experience Slam dancin'
She had no choice, but to do some chancin'
With a few bruises, she smiles and knows she can create Manson Hanson Dancin
