Kristen Just Doesn't Listen
David Hasslehoff contacts Kristen
David is a life gauard at a San Diego beach called Mission
He suggests to Kristen, "If you are going to the beach, use sun block, so you don't start blisterin'
Kristen ignores the pig lover and she starts blisterin', all because Kristen just doesn't listen
Kristen calls back David Hasslehoff and tells him, "You are into beastilaility."
"You tried to have sex with a pig, that's reality."
David replies, " You are messing up my feamale pickup system."
"Because Kristen, you just don't listen."
David no longer calls
He is now looking for chicks in the high school halls
Kristen now builds lamps with so much support by her side
Always proud, never satisfied
Kristen has car trouble, she says it's the valves, a mechanic says it's the pistons
The valves get changed, still car toruble, because Kristen just doesn't listen
Kristen meets a guy, he calls himself Small Fry
He tries to get Kristen high
Kristen uses her female intuition
Kristen does listen, but she only listens to Kristen
