UMM well this isnt really a joke but it is funny.
One day me and my friend skipped class, His name is harold
So were waiting for the bell to ring so we can leave and some girl
bumps into him and yells at him saying "watch where your going" and
he busts out "MAYBE YOU SHOULDNT BE SO FAT FATTY" so she gets all
sad and is about to cry and yells at me thinking i said it and i says
"it was tommy not me" (Tommy is a dumbhead and everything gets blamed
on him) so she beats the crap out of him. thats about it