Mia "chunck"
Mia's a cat, that's what you see
But I know different, you should listen to me
She was a loner at one time
No one to care for her, no one to purr her rhyme
But one day a girl came near
Mia could feel she had no fear
When this girl held her tight
Mia's heart melted, she knew it was right
She wanted to go with this girl so loving
But did want to push, didn't want to be bugging
Her hopes were up but didn't know
That this girl would take her on the go
When this beautiful girl finally took her home
Mia's mind, so curious, began to roam
What a life, it's all for me
What in the hell is that. She calls him Cody
I will teach that dog, Mia thought to herself
I will become stronger then he, I will improve myself
So Mia began working out
Building her muscle with every bout
And one day the pretty girl who brought her home
Brought this boy with her that she has been talking to on the phone
Now Mia doesn't get jealous, she isn't shy
Mom loves me more then this guy
Well one night Mom was with this boy
They were watching TV throwing Cody a toy
Mia understood, soon it was time
For mom and Mia's bed time
For then, for sure Mia would see
Her mom so close no one else could be
But to Mia's surprise mom left without her
Into her room with that boy and dog full of fur
She shut the door and left Mia out
Mia got crabby and started to pout
Now remember she has been working out
She was strong at this point, with out a doubt
So when mom locked Mia out of the room
Mia came crashing with a big boom
The door flew open and startled the people inside
For Halfback Mia there is nowhere to hide
So remember to love Mia with all your heart
Don't fuck with her, or she will rip you apart.
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You know Mia now
That crabby chin halfback that said meow
Well she's back again you see
Another story, you should listen to me
Alone one night in the bedroom
Mia and kitty planned for certain doom
That boy mom sleeps with in that bed
Must go, for he is a pain in my head
He takes all her time
Never to see my sign
That I need her love
Mom's all I think of
I have to get rid of that boy
And I will start giving mom the joy
But what can I do
My thoughts are few
It must be good to succeed
I will do this thing I will plant my seed
What is this? A new bed in the house.
This big thing, I feel like a mouse
It is huge, to big for me to jump up
What can I do to fuck it up?
I know what I can do
Take it apart, my tools are in mom's shoe
That's what I will do to this boy
Putting together this bed as a toy
We don't need that big bed you see
It's only supposed to be mom and me
I get my hammer, screw driver and saw
I will bang away, while that boy is down the hall
Piece by piece I will remove
This bed so big, I am now in my groove
Yes, that's it, Kitty hand me a wrench
Then go get the hammer on my work bench
The time is flying soon I will be done
And Mom will hate this boy, and we will have our fun
What was that did you hear something Kitty?
Was it mom and that boy, Can't catch us, must be witty
Lets work a little longer, my plan is set
The bed will collapse, and the boys doom will be met
Ok, I am done my work complete
Into the hall we should creep
And listen from outside the door
Listen as the bed hits the floor
Nothing I hear, it should have fell
Go take a look Kitty, What the hell?
Charge the door and knock it down
Just like I showed you, and use that frown
Boom! the door flies open and in she creeps
Startled the people trying to sleep
But upon noticing the bed still standing
That boy grabbed Kitty, and threw her in the hall, on her feet landing
What did you see, what went wrong
You won't believe this, the story isn't long
Cody fixed the bed
He likes the boy more then mom instead.
