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1
THE DARKNESS OF INDEPENDENCE
THE WAVE IS DARK AND SMALL. THE WAVE IS INADEQUATE SO SHE IS NOT ALLOWED TO COMMUNICATE WITH THE WHALES. THEREFORE THE WAVE IS DEPRESSED. NOW THE WAVE WILL TRY TO IMPROVE HERSELF. THE WAVE MAKES HERSELF HUGE. HOWEVER THE WAVE REMAINS DARK AND INADEQUATE. THE WAVE REALIZES THAT SHE NEEDS HELP. THE WAVE ENCOUNTERS THE BLACK EEL. THE EEL APPEARS TO BE HELPFUL. THE BLACK EEL IS INVITED INTO THE WAVE. NOW THE BLACK EEL DWELLS INSIDE THE WAVE. THE EEL DOES NOT IMPROVE THE WAVE. HOWEVER THE WAVE DOES CHOOSE TO KEEP THE EEL. THE WAVE ENCOUNTERS THE ROBOT NEXT. THE WAVE THINKS THE ROBOT MIGHT BE HELPFUL. NUMEROUS BRIGHT LIGHTS ARE ON THE ROBOT. THE DARK WAVE ADMIRES THE ROBOT. THE ROBOT IS INVITED TO SWIM IN THE DARK WAVE. THE ROBOT MUST AVOID RUST. THEREFORE THE WAVE IS REJECTED BY THE ROBOT. THE WAVE TOSSES BOATS AT THE ROBOT. THE ROBOT IS DENTED. THE ANGRY ROBOT WISHES TO ELECTROCUTE THE WAVE. THEREFORE THE ROBOT VOMITS ELECTRICITY INTO WAVE. NOW THE WAVE IS FULL OF ELECTRICITY. THE EEL ABSORBS THE ELECTRICITY. NOW THE EEL IS LUMINOUS SO THE WAVE IS BRIGHT. THE WAVE IS NOW ADEQUATE. THE WHALES COMMUNICATE WITH THE WAVE SO THE WAVE IS HAPPY.

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EXTRA SCALES
THE FISH DWELLS NEAR THE UNDERWATER PYRAMID. DULL AND BORING ARE THE SCALES OF THE FISH. THEREFORE THE PYRAMID IS SLEEPING AND DREAMING OF PRETTY FISH. THE DULL FISH SWIMS TO THE SUMMIT OF THE PYRAMID. THE SCARY SKELETON IS ON THE SUMMIT. THE COURAGEOUS FISH ENTERS THE SKELETON. THE FISH FINDS THE KEY INSIDE THE SKELETON. NOW THE FISH WILL UNLOCK THE PYRAMID. THE FISH EXPLORES THE PYRAMID. THE PYRAMID IS AWOKEN BY THE CURIOUS FISH. THE FISH FINDS THE SPARKLING SCALES INSIDE THE PYRAMID. THE FISH WEARS THE SCALES AND SWIMS OUT OF THE PYRAMID. THE FISH IS IMPRESSIVE. THE FISH WILL DAZZLE AND KISS THE PYRAMID. THE PYRAMID IS EXCITED BY THE KISS SO POWER GUSHES OUT OF THE PYRAMID. THE POWER TRANSFORMS THE SKELETON INTO A SHARK. THE SHARK CHASES THE SPARKLING FISH AROUND PYRAMID. THE PYRAMID STABS THE EYES OF THE SHARK. NOW THE SHARK IS BLIND SO THE FISH IS SAFE.

3
WORKING FOR INNOCENCE
THE COBRA IS PERVERTED. THE MAGICAL CHALICE DOES MARRY THE COBRA. THE CHALICE AND THE COBRA ARE FORBIDDEN TO ENTER THE CHURCH. THE DIRTY CROSS IS ON TOP OF THE CHURCH. THE CHURCH IS ASHAMED OF THE CROSS. THE CROSS IS ASHAMED OF HERSELF. THE CROSS TRANSFORMS HER SHAME INTO SOUP. THE CROSS VOMITS THE SOUP INTO THE MAGICAL CHALICE. NOW THE SOUP IS MAGICAL. THE COBRA ADDS ONE DROPLET OF POISON TO THE SOUP. THE POISON IMPROVES THE FLAVOUR OF THE SOUP. THE COBRA WILL GUZZLE MAGICAL SOUP. NOW THE COBRA IS CAPABLE OF FLYING. THE COBRA WILL GLIDE UPWARDS AND LICK THE CROSS. THE COBRA IS IN AGONY WHILE SHE LICKS THE CROSS. HOWEVER THE DEDICATED COBRA WILL NOT STOP LICKING. GRADUALLY THE CROSS BECOMES CLEAN. THE CHURCH IS OVERJOYED. THEREFORE THE COBRA AND THE CHALICE ARE ALLOWED INTO THE CHURCH. THE COBRA BECOMES INNOCENT.

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LUCK AND REGENERATION
THE HAND DOES DESIRE THE RING. THE GLOVE IS UNWANTED BY THE HAND. THE GLOVE REMOVES THE NAILS FROM THE WINGS OF THE AIRPLANE. THE WINGS DROP OFF THE AIRPLANE. THE WINGS LOVE LIFTING THINGS. THE WINGS BECOME A HOOK. THE HOOK IS SEARCHING FOR THINGS TO LIFT. THE GLOVE IS FULL OF NAILS. THE GLOVE SHOOTS NAILS AT THE RING. THE NAILS PASS THROUGH THE RING. THEREFORE THE RING IS UNINJURED. NOW THE RING IS FULL OF LUCK. THE HAND WEARS THE RING. THE HAND GRABS THE WINGLESS AIRPLANE. THE RING PASSES LUCK INTO THE AIRPLANE. THE HAND IS SHAKING THE AIRPLANE SO THE AIRPLANE IS LAUGHING. THE HOOK IS JEALOUS. THE HOOK CHOOSES TO DUMP THE AIRPLANE. THE HOOK DRAGS THE AIRPLANE OUT OF THE HAND. THE HOOK WILL CARRY THE AIRPLANE TO THE BIN. THE TIRED HOOK DROPS THE AIRPLANE. THE RIPE PEACH IS IN THE BIN. THE AIRPLANE CRASHES INTO THE PEACH. NOW THE AIRPLANE DOES PENETRATE THE PEACH. THE AIRPLANE ABSORBS JUICE FROM THE PEACH. THEREFORE WINGS GROW ON THE AIRPLANE. THE AIRPLANE ZOOMS OUT OF THE BIN.

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THE BOULDERS RETREAT
THE CHAIR IS IN THE SMELLY FOG. THE CHAIR DOES LOVE THE GIRL. THE GIRL IS STUCK TO THE CHAIR. THE HELMETS ARE BRAVE SO THEY AGREE TO ENTER THE FOG. THE HELMETS ACCUSE THE GIRL OF MAKING THE STENCH. THE GIRL LAUGHS AT THE HELMETS. THE LAUGHTER DOES CAUSE THE CHAIR TO BECOME A THRONE. THE GIRL IS PROUD OF HER THRONE. THE HELMETS ARE ANGRY AND JEALOUS. THE THRONE DOES PROTECT THE GIRL FROM THE HELMETS. THE HELMETS ARE NOW BANGING THE THRONE. THE EJECTION BUTTON IS ON THE THRONE. THE BUTTON IS PUSHED BY THE HELMETS. THE GIRL IS EJECTED OFF THE THRONE. THE THRONE LAUGHS AND GROWS INTO A FORTRESS. THE GIRL OWNS THE FORTRESS. THE GIRL DOES BOAST ABOUT HER FORTRESS. THE HELMETS OVERHEAR THE GIRL BOASTING. THE HELMETS ARE FURIOUS SO THEY GROW INTO BOULDERS. THE BOULDERS WISH TO CRUSH THE GIRL. THEREFORE THE BOULDERS ARE CHASING THE GIRL. THE GIRL SKIPS INTO HER FORTRESS. THE BOULDERS ARE AFRAID OF THE FORTRESS. THE BOULDERS ROLL AWAY FROM THE FORTRESS.

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FRIENDLY SPARROWS
THE SPARROWS ARE AFRAID OF THE CROW. THE SPARROW STAY AWAY FROM THE CROW. THE CROW IS ABNORMAL SO SHE DOES NOT LIVE IN A NEST. INSTEAD THE CROW LIVES IN A CAVE. THE CROW PRODUCES ONE EGG AND ONE CUBE IN THE CAVE. THE CUBE IS VIOLENT CONCRETE. THE CUBE DOES CRACK THE EGG. THE BALD HEAD DOES EXIT THE BROKEN EGG. THE CUBE BEGINS TO BANG THE HEAD. THE CROW MUST SAVE THE HEAD. THE CROW SINGS THE MAGICAL TUNE. THE TUNE SOAKS INTO THE CUBE. THE CUBE BECOMES A MUSICAL BOX. THE BOX IS GENTLE. THE WONDERFUL MUSIC IS FLOWING OUT OF THE BOX. THE MUSIC HELPS THE HEAD TO BECOME A HUMAN. THE HUMAN FORGETS TO THANK THE BOX. THE CROW DOES LOVE THE BOX MUCH. THE CROW DISLIKES THE HUMAN. THE CROW COMMANDS THE HUMAN TO KNEEL AND WORSHIP THE BOX. THE HUMAN DOES KNEEL ON THE BOX. THE BOX IS CRUSHED. SILENT IS THE BROKEN BOX. THE CROW DOES CURSE THE HUMAN. THE HUMAN IS ASHAMED OF HERSELF. THE HUMAN SHRINKS AND BECOMES A WORM. THE CROW WILL GOBBLE THE WORM UNLESS THE WORM DANCES. DANCING CAUSES THE WORM TO GLOW. THE SPARROWS VISIT THE CAVE TO WATCH THE DANCING WORM. THE SPARROWS AND THE CROW BECOME FRIENDS.

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MAKING FRIENDS
THE TINY GRAPES ARE STRONG. THE GRAPES CLING TIGHTLY TO THE VINE. THE SPIDER WILL SCURRY AROUND UNTIL SHE IS STRONG. THE LEGS OF THE SPIDER ARE NOW MIGHTY. THE SPIDER WILL USE HER MIGHTY LEGS TO PLUCK THE TINY GRAPES OFF THE VINE. THE GRUMPY GRAPES CURSE THE SPIDER. THE LEGS FALL OFF THE SPIDER. THE LEGS ARE STRAIGHT AND STIFF. THE LEGS BECOME A COMB. THE CLOWN BORROWS THE GRAPES FROM THE SPIDER. THE CLOWN IS NOW JUGGLING THE GRAPES. THEREFORE THE GRAPES ARE LAUGHING. LAUGHTER ENLARGES THE GRAPES. THE CLOWN RETURNS THE GRAPES TO THE SPIDER. THE SPIDER WILL SUCK THE JUICE OUT OF THE LARGE GRAPES. THE GRAPES BECOME SULTANAS. THE SPIDER BUILDS COCOONS AROUND THE SULTANAS. THE SULTANAS TRANSFORM INTO FLIES. THE FLIES STRUGGLE OUT OF THE COCOONS. THE SPIDER LOVES THE FLIES. THE FLIES ARE AFRAID OF THE HAIRY SPIDER. COMB THE HAIRY SPIDER. NOW THE SPIDER IS NEAT AND CHARMING. THE FLIES GREET THE SPIDER. THE SPIDER WILL MARRY THE FLIES.

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THE WARM ENDING
THE DOVE LOVES READING BOOKS. THE DOVE OWNS HUNDREDS OF BOOKS. THE BOOKS ARE DECENT AND CLEAN. THE DIRTY SPARROWS TEASE THE DOVE. THE DOVE IGNORES THE SPARROWS. THE SPARROWS EDIT THE BOOKS. NOW THE BOOKS ARE DIRTY AND RUDE. THE BOOKS ARE CONFISCATED BY THE LIBRARY. THE DOVE IS NOW BORED SO SHE CAPTURES DOZENS OF WORMS. THE DOVE IS NOW GOBBLING THE WORMS. THE SPARROWS STEAL THE WORMS FROM THE DOVE. THE SPARROWS CHANGE THE WORMS INTO BLACK LEECHES. THE SPARROWS DROP THE LEECHES ONTO THE DOVE. THE LEECHES SUCK BLOOD OUT OF THE DOVE. THE DOVE GOBBLES THE LEECHES. THE DOVE BECOMES A CROW. THE CROW HAS A BLOODY BEAK SO THE CROW IS QUITE SCARY. THEREFORE THE SPARROWS FEAR AND AVOID THE CROW. THE CROW IS FEARED AND AVOIDED BY EVERYONE. THE BOOKS HATE THE LIBRARY. THE BOOKS ARE TRAPPED IN THE LIBRARY FOR THIRTY YEARS WHILE THE CROW IS LONELY. THE CROW BECOMES COLD AND NASTY. THE CROW GLIDES OVER THE LIBRARY. THE CROW SPITS BLOOD ONTO THE LIBRARY. NOW THE LIBRARY IS DOOMED. THE LIBRARY WISHES TO CELEBRATE HER BOOKS. THE LIBRARY OBTAINS A CAKE WITH CANDLES FOR THE CELEBRATION. THE BOOKS IGNITE THEMSELVES ON THE CANDLES. THE LIBRARY AND THE BOOKS ARE INCINERATED. THE PILE OF WARM ASHES DOES NOW EXIST. THE CROW WARMS HERSELF IN THE ASHES.

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THE WINDOWS AND THE LOSER
THE ANGEL IS GLIDING OVER THE BUILDING. THE BUILDING CATCHES THE ANGEL. CHAIN THE ANGEL TO A BED INSIDE THE BUILDING. NOW THE ANGEL IS THE PRISONER OF THE BUILDING. THE BUILDING IS OBSESSED WITH HER PRISONER. THE BUILDING IS ALWAYS STARING INWARDS AT HER PRISONER. THE BUILDING FORGETS TO WASH HERSELF. THE BUILDING IS NOW FILTHY. THE FILTHY BUILDING NEVER CLEANS HER WINDOWS. THE WINDOWS ARE DEPRESSED BECAUSE THEY ARE DIRTY. THE WINDOWS LEAP OFF THE BUILDING. THE WINDOWS SHATTER ON THE GROUND. THE BUILDING LAUGHS AT THE DEAD GLASS. THE LAUGHING BUILDING BECOMES THE FILTHY DEVIL. THE DEVIL DOES TRY TO KISS THE ANGEL. THE ANGEL SLAPS THE DEVIL. THE FURIOUS DEVIL BITES THE WINGS OFF THE ANGEL. THE ANGEL BECOMES THE ORDINARY WOMAN. THE DEVIL IS NOT INTERESTED IN THE WOMAN. THE DEVIL TOSSES THE WOMAN INTO THE BIN. HOWEVER THE DEVIL KEEPS THE WINGS. DIG A CIRCULAR TRENCH AROUND THE DEVIL. THE DEVIL WISHES NOT TO BE BOTHERED BY ANYBODY. THEREFORE THE DEVIL VOMITS LAVA INTO THE TRENCH. THE DEVIL IS NOW STANDING INSIDE THE RING OF LAVA. THE DEVIL IS NOW STROKING THE TWO WINGS. THE WOMAN WISHES TO RECOVER HER WINGS. THE WOMAN FINDS TWO MAGICAL RUBBER GLOVES IN THE BIN. THE WOMAN CLIMBS OUT OF THE BIN. THE WOMAN IS NOW WEARING RUBBER GLOVES. THE WOMAN TOUCHES HER FEET. RUBBER BOOTS APPEAR ON THE FEET OF THE WOMAN. THE BOOTS ARE BOUNCY. THE WOMAN BOUNCES OVER THE TRENCH. NOW THE WOMAN IS INSIDE THE RING OF LAVA. THE WOMAN CREEPS TOWARDS THE DEVIL. THE WOMAN STRANGLES THE FILTHY DEVIL. THE WOMAN ATTACHES THE WINGS TO HER BODY. THE WOMAN BECOMES THE ANGEL. THE ANGEL WILL BURY THE DEVIL. THE DEVIL GROWS INTO A TALL BUILDING. THE BUILDING IS DEAD BUT HER WINDOWS ARE ALIVE. THE ANGEL WASHES THE WINDOWS EVERY DAY. THE WINDOWS ARE CLEAN AND HAPPY.

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SATISFACTION IS FATAL
THE BOULDER IS FULL OF CRACKS. THE VILE GAS IS LEAKING OUT OF THE CRACKS. NOBODY WANTS THE BOULDER EXCEPT THE WOMAN. THE WOMAN HUGS THE BOULDER. NOW THE WOMAN STINKS. THE NOSE IS REVOLTED BY THE WOMAN. THE NOSE BLOWS THE WOMAN OFF THE CLIFF. THE WOMAN FALLS AND PERISHES. THE WOMAN BECOMES A GHOST. THE GHOST IS SLUMBERING AT THE BASE OF THE CLIFF. THE GHOST IS FULL OF PERFUME. THE NOSE FINDS THE GHOST. THE NOSE IS SNIFFING THE GHOST. NOW THE BOULDER IS LONELY AND SAD. THE SAD BOULDER ROLLS OFF THE CLIFF. THE BOULDER CRASHES NEAR THE GHOST. THE GHOST IS AWOKEN. THE BOULDER PERISHES AND BECOMES A BRILLIANT SPHERE. THE GHOST IS WORSHIPPING THE SPHERE. THE PROUD SPHERE EXPANDS AND BECOMES A SUN. THE SUN GIVES THE DEADLY FLOWER TO THE GHOST. THE GHOST WEARS THE FLOWER. THE NOSE WILL SNIFF THE FLOWER AND PERISH.

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THE SANCTUARY
THE CHILDREN ARE DWELLING ON THE MOON. THE DEVIL ORGANIZES THE WAR ON THE MOON TO HURT THE CHILDREN. NOW THE MOON IS COVERED IN WAR. THE ANGEL BUILDS THE ROCKET TO SAVE THE CHILDREN. THE ROCKET WILL CARRY THE CHILDREN AWAY FROM THE MOON. THE ROCKET MIGRATES INTO THE PARK. THE CHILDREN EXIT THE ROCKET AND PLAY IN THE PARK. THE DEVIL COMES TO THE PARK. THE DEVIL IS NOW PERVERTING THE CHILDREN. THE ANGEL COMES TO THE PARK TO PROTECT THE CHILDREN. THE ANGEL IS HOVERING ABOVE THE ROCKET AND SPRINKLING INNOCENCE ONTO THE CHILDREN. THE DEVIL SHOOTS THE ANGEL WITH THE GUN. HOWEVER THE ANGEL IS INVINCIBLE. THE BULLETS TICKLE THE ANGEL. THE ANGEL LAUGHS. THE DEVIL ADMIRES THE LAUGHING ANGEL. THE DEVIL DECIDES TO SEDUCE THE ANGEL WITH KINDNESS. THE DEVIL WILL BURY THE GUN. THE GUN GROWS INTO A DOME. THE DOME IS FULL OF FEAR. THE DEVIL MUST APOLOGIZE TO THE ANGEL. THE DEVIL IS BALANCING ON TOP OF THE ROCKET AND APOLOGIZING. EVIL OOZES OUT OF THE DEVIL. THE EVIL SOAKS INTO THE ROCKET. NOW THE ROCKET IS EVIL. THE ROCKET SUCKS FEAR OUT OF THE DOME. NOW THE ROCKET IS SHAKING BECAUSE SHE IS FEARFUL. THE DEVIL FALLS OFF THE ROCKET AND PERISHES. THE RESPECTFUL ANGEL MUST BURY THE DEVIL. THE DEVIL GROWS INTO THE VOLCANO. THE VOLCANO IS FULL OF LAVA. THE WAR IS BEGGING FOR WEAPONS. THE EVIL ROCKET WISHES TO HELP THE WAR. THE EVIL ROCKET TRANSFORMS INTO A TRAIN FULL OF WEAPONS. THE TRAIN IS BRINGING THE WEAPONS TO THE WAR. THE TRAIN HAS ONE EVIL WHEEL. THE ANGEL TRANSFORMS THE EVIL WHEEL INTO A HALO. NOW THE TRAIN IS GOOD. THE TRAIN ABANDONS THE TRACK AND RISES UPWARDS. THE TRAIN DUMPS THE WEAPONS INTO THE VOLCANO. THE WEAPONS ARE MELTED. THE WAR HAS NO WEAPONS SO THE WAR IS STARVING. THE STARVING WAR WILL IMPLODE AND DISAPPEAR. NOW THE MOON IS PEACEFUL AND SAFE. THE TRAIN NOW TRANSFORMS INTO A ROCKET. THE GOOD ROCKET RETURNS THE CHILDREN TO THE MOON.

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FIXING THE WORLD
THE HUMAN LIVES IN THE WORLD. THE WORLD IGNORES THE HUMAN SO THE HUMAN DOES ABUSE THE WORLD. NOW THE WORLD IS BROKEN. THE ADULT SPIDER HAS EIGHT LEGS BUT NO FANGS. THE ADULT SPIDER PRODUCES ONE EGG. THE BABY SPIDER GROWS INSIDE THE EGG. EVENTUALLY THE BABY SPIDER WRIGGLES OUT OF THE EGG. THE BABY SPIDER HAS TWO FANGS BUT NO LEGS. THE ADULT SPIDER WILL CHASE THE HUMAN. THE ADULT SPIDER BRINGS THE HUMAN TO THE BABY SPIDER. THE BABY SPIDER WILL BITE THE HUMAN. THE HUMAN BECOMES A CORPSE. THE ADULT SPIDER BUILDS THE COCOON AROUND THE CORPSE. THE CORPSE TRANSFORMS INTO THE BEAUTIFUL GHOST. THE GHOST WILL DRIFT OUT OF THE COCOON. THE BROKEN WORLD DOES COMPLIMENT THE GHOST. THE GHOST MUST PAY FOR THE COMPLIMENT. THE GHOST DECORATES THE BROKEN WORLD. THE ALIEN ADMIRES THE BROKEN WORLD. THE ALIEN DIVES INTO THE WORLD. THE ALIEN FIXES THE WORLD. THE WORLD WILL THANK AND HUG THE ALIEN. THE WORLD AND THE ALIEN MARRY EACHOTHER.

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THE HOME OF HOLY BEHAVIOUR
THE PLANET IS THE HOME OF NUMEROUS HUMANS. THE HUMANS ENJOY MATING ON THE PLANET. THE HUMANS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MATE IN THE CHURCH SO THE HUMANS AVOID THE CHURCH. THE CHEST DWELLS INSIDE THE CHURCH. A GOBLET IS INSIDE THE CHEST. THE CHEST IS HUNGRY. THE CHEST WISHES FOR A BANQUET. THE BANQUET OF HOLY FOOD APPEARS ON THE TABLE IN THE CHURCH. THE TABLE GOBBLES THE ENTIRE BANQUET SO THE CHEST IS DISAPPOINTED. CONVERT THE TABLE INTO A BRIDGE. THE CHEST MOVES ALONG THE BRIDGE TO THE FARM. EVIL RED APPLES ARE GROWING ON THE FARM. THE CHEST DEVOURS NUMEROUS APPLES. THE CHEST IS NOW DIGESTING THE APPLES. THE APPLES ARE CHANGED INTO ONE EVIL RUBY. THE EVIL RUBY IS NOW STUCK TO THE GOBLET INSIDE THE CHEST. THE CHEST DONATES THE GOBLET TO THE CHURCH. THE GOBLET DWELLS IN THE CHURCH FOR A WHILE. HOWEVER THE CHURCH IS DESECRATED BY THE RUBY. THE GOBLET IS EJECTED FROM THE CHURCH. THE GOBLET FALLS ONTO THE LONELY MOON. THE WEEPING GOBLET IS FULL OF TEARS. THE RUBY TRANSFORMS THE TEARS INTO EVIL WINE. THE MOON SWALLOWS THE EVIL WINE. NOW THE MOON IS EVIL. THE MOON IS TOUGH BUT THE PLANET IS FRAGILE. THE EVIL MOON BANGS THE PLANET. THE PLANET CRUMBLES SO THE HUMANS ARE NOW HOMELESS. THE HOMELESS HUMANS ARE DRIFTING THROUGH SPACE. THE HUMANS ARE ADOPTED BY THE CHURCH. THE HUMANS MUST NOW BE CELIBATE.

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RABBITS FOR THE WOMEN
THREE ROOMS EXIST IN THE TRUCK. THREE LADIES ARE SITTING IN THE ROOMS. THE ROOMS HAVE OPEN DOORS. THE LADIES HAVE CARROTS. HOWEVER THE CARROTS ARE SILENT AND BORING. THEREFORE EACH LADY IS LONELY. THE TRUCK MUST FIND PETS FOR THE LADIES. THE TRUCK ROLLS THROUGH THE COUNTRY IN SEARCH OF PETS. THE NOISY TRUCK FRIGHTENS ALL THE ANIMALS AWAY. THEREFORE THE TRUCK STOPS HER ENGINE. THE PANTHER APPROACHES THE TRUCK. THE PANTHER CHOOSES TO ABUSE THE TRUCK. THE PANTHER DOES BITE THE WHEELS OF THE TRUCK. THE WHEELS ARE DEFLATED SO THE TRUCK BECOMES DEPRESSED. MOVE THE TRUCK ONTO THE BRIDGE. THE HEAVY TRUCK WILL BEND THE BRIDGE. NOW THE BRIDGE IS SMILING. THE TRUCK ROLLS OFF THE BRIDGE. THE TRUCK FALLS INTO THE RIVER OF PETROL UNDER THE BRIDGE. THE THIRSTY TRUCK WILL GUZZLE THE PETROL WITH SATISFACTION. THE SMILING BRIDGE BLOWS AIR INTO THE WHEELS OF THE TRUCK. NOW THE WHEELS ARE INFLATED SO THE TRUCK IS HAPPY. THE HAPPY TRUCK IS FULL OF ENERGY. THEREFORE THE TRUCK IS BOUNCING FOR FUN IN THE COUNTRY. THREE RABBITS ADMIRE THE BOUNCING TRUCK. THE RABBITS ARE ATTRACTED INTO THE TRUCK. NOW EACH WOMAN HAS ONE PET RABBIT. THE WOMEN FEED CARROTS TO THE RABBITS. THE RABBITS GIVE THE WOMEN COMPANY AND SATISFACTION.

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FUNERAL OF DEATH
THE CHILD IS CARRYING NUMEROUS WEAPONS. THE WEAPONS ARE NAUGHTY SO THE CHILD IS ALWAYS SUPERVISING HER WEAPONS. THE CHILD FOLLOWS THE TRAIL OF SULTANAS INTO THE DESERT. THE CHILD FINDS THE WISE GRANNY AT THE END OF THE TRAIL. THE CHILD GIVES WATER TO THE GRANNY. THE GRANNY MUST PAY THE CHILD WITH WISDOM. THE GRANNY SAYS THAT WEAPONS ARE BAD. THE GRANNY DOES ADVISE THE CHILD TO DUMP THE WEAPONS. THE WEAPONS OVERHEAR THE GRANNY. THE ANGRY WEAPONS SLAUGHTER THE GRANNY. THE GRANNY IS NOW A CORPSE. THE CHILD DIGS THE TRENCH TO BURY THE CORPSE. HOWEVER THE CORPSE CHANGES INTO A GHOST. THE GHOST WILL CURSE THE WEAPONS. THE WEAPONS LAUGH AT THE GHOST. THE CHILD ABANDONS HER WEAPONS. NOW THE WEAPONS ARE WITHOUT SUPERVISION. THEREFORE THE WEAPONS ARE HAVING A WAR. THE WAR IS SURROUNDED BY THE TRENCH. THE GORGEOUS BOMB WISHES TO ABANDON THE WAR. THE BOMB DOES TRY TO GLIDE OVER THE TRENCH. THE BOMB FALLS INTO THE TRENCH AND EXPLODES. THE WEAPONS STOP FIGHTING BECAUSE THEY CHOOSE TO HAVE A FUNERAL FOR THE DEAD BOMB. THE WEAPONS BECOME WOODEN INSTRUMENTS. THE FUNERAL BEGINS. THE INSTRUMENTS PLAY FUNERAL MUSIC FOR THE DEAD BOMB. THE INSTRUMENTS CRY AND BECOME WET DURING THE FUNERAL. THE WET INSTRUMENTS ROT AND PERISH.

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ACCIDENTAL PEACE
THE ANGEL IS SITTING ON TOP OF THE PYRAMID. THE ANGEL DOES OBSERVE THE WAR IN THE DISTANCE. NOW THE ANGEL IS WEEPING BECAUSE SHE IS COMPASSIONATE. WEIGHTLESS TEARS COME OUT OF THE ANGEL. THE THIRSTY PYRAMID GUZZLES THE TEARS. THE TEARS CAUSE THE PYRAMID TO LEVITATE. THE ANGEL FINDS THE CAVE UNDERNEATH THE PYRAMID. THE LUMINOUS WATERFALL DOES EXIST IN THE CAVE. THE ANGEL FILLS HER GLASS WITH WATER. THE ANGEL DRINKS THE WATER. NOW THE ANGEL IS LUMINOUS. THE ELEPHANT DOES LOVE BRIGHTNESS. THEREFORE THE ELEPHANT IS ATTRACTED TO THE ANGEL. THE ELEPHANT HAS A TRUNK FULL OF DARKNESS. THE ANGEL STROKES THE TRUNK. THE ELEPHANT SPRAYS DARKNESS INTO THE WAR. THE SOLDIERS STOP FIGHTING. THE TIRED SOLDIERS SLEEP IN THE DARKNESS. QUIETLY THE ANGEL WILL STEAL THE WEAPONS FROM THE SLEEPING SOLDIERS. THE SOLDIERS AWAKEN AND REALIZE THEIR WEAPONS ARE GONE. THEREFORE THE WAR DOES END.

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DIVIDE INTO LOVE
THE PUNY DRAGON DOES HATE HERSELF. THE DRAGON HOPES TO CHANGE. ATTACH THE GOLD KEY TO THE TAIL OF THE PUNY DRAGON. THE PUNY DRAGON CANNOT FLY BECAUSE THE KEY IS TOO HEAVY. THE DRAGON GROWS UNTIL SHE IS MIGHTY. THE DRAGON WILL FLY UPWARDS TO THE SUN. THE KEY UNLOCKS THE SUN. THE DRAGON DISCOVERS THE BRIGHT COCOON INSIDE THE SUN. THE DRAGON CLIMBS INTO THE COCOON. THE COCOON TRANSFORMS THE DRAGON INTO MOTHS. NOW THE COCOON IS PROUD OF HERSELF. PRIDE TRANSFORMS THE COCOON INTO A GLOWING SUIT. PUT THE SUIT INTO THE CUPBOARD. THE CUPBOARD IS ILLUMINATED BY THE GLOWING SUIT. THE MOTHS ARE ATTACTED INTO THE CUPBOARD. THE MOTHS GOBBLE THE TASTY SUIT. THE CUPBOARD IS NOW DARK. THE MOTHS HAVE TASTY SALIVA. THEREFORE THE MOTHS ARE KISSING IN THE DARKNESS. THE MOTHS DO LOVE EACHOTHER.

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HUNGRY FOR COMPANY
THE BALD WOMAN HAS A WARM WIG. HOWEVER THE WIG IS FULL OF PRICKLES. EVERYBODY IS AFRAID OF THE PRICKLES. THEREFORE NOBODY WILL TOUCH THE BALD WOMAN. THE BALD WOMAN IS LONELY. THE BALD LADY IS HAVING A LONELY FEAST. THE PEA ESCAPES FROM THE FEAST. THEREFORE THE PEA IS PROUD OF HERSELF. THE PEA IS INFLATED BY HER PRIDE. THE PEA BECOMES A BALL. THE LADY IS KICKING THE BALL. THE BALL BECOMES A FRAGILE EGG. NOBODY IS ALLOWED TO KICK THE EGG. THE TIRED LADY ENTERS HER BEDROOM. THE LADY PUTS HER WIG ONTO THE HOOK. THE LADY CLIMBS ONTO HER BED AND SLUMBERS. THE COLD EGG STEALS THE WIG. NOW THE EGG IS WEARING THE WIG. THE WIG KEEPS THE EGG WARM. THE BABY GROWS INSIDE THE WARM EGG. THE BABY STRUGGLES OUT OF THE EGG. THE BABY IS ADOPTED BY THE BALD WOMAN.

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FORTUNATE FLY
THE FLY AND THE PLANE ARE IN THE ATMOSHERE. THE ATMOSPHERE IS POLLUTED BY THE PLANE. THE FLY BECOMES SICK AND PERISHES. BURY THE DEAD FLY. THE DEAD FLY BECOMES A TINY SPIRIT. HUNGRY SPIRITS ARE TRYING TO EAT THE TINY SPIRIT. THE TINY SPIRIT MUST BE HIGH TO AVOID THE HUNGRY SPIRITS.
THE TINY SPIRIT WILL BURY THE TWIG. THE TWIG GROWS INTO A WOODEN POLE. THE TINY SPIRIT CLIMBS TO THE TOP OF THE POLE.
THE AIRPLANE BECOMES RUSTY AND PERISHES. THE PROPELLOR DETACHES FROM THE DEAD AIRPLANE. THE PROPELLOR BECOMES A SPINNING SAW. THE SAW APPROACHES THE WOODEN POLE. THE SAW PLANS TO CUT THE POLE DOWN. PUT THE CROWN ONTO THE POLE. THE CROWN CHANGES THE POLE INTO A TALL BUILDING. THE BUILDING IS CONCRETE. THE SAW DOES TRY TO CUT THE BUILDING DOWN. THE SAW BREAKS HER TEETH ON THE CONCRETE. SAFE IS THE BUILDING. NOW THE BUILDING IS FEARLESS. THE BUILDING WISHES TO VISIT THE POLLUTED ATMOSPHERE. THE BUILDING BRINGS THE TINY SPIRIT INTO THE POLLUTED ATMOSPHERE. THE CROWN COMMANDS THE TINY SPIRIT TO BE GREEDY. THE TINY SPIRIT INHALES ALL THE POLLUTION. NOW THE ATMOSPHERE IS CLEAN. THE TINY SPIRIT BECOMES A HUGE BROWN GHOST. THE BROWN GHOST IS POISONOUS. THE HUNGRY SPIRITS ARE AFRAID OF THE BROWN GHOST. THE HUNGRY SPIRITS AVOID THE BROWN GHOST. THEREFORE THE BROWN GHOST IS EVERLASTING.

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COMPLIMENTS ARE NECESSARY
THE MOTHER IS ALWAYS BUSY CARING FOR HER BABY. THE BABY IS ALWAYS CRYING SO THE MOTHER BECOMES FRUSTRATED. THE MOTHER BANGS HER HEAD ON THE BUILDING. THE BRICK FALLS OUT OF THE BUILDING. NOW A GAP DOES EXIST IN THE BUILDING. THE MOTHER HAS A HEADACHE. THE BRICK BUILDS THE SOFT PILLOW FOR THE MOTHER. THE PILLOW IS FULL OF FEATHERS. THE MOTHER WILL REST HER HEAD ON THE PILLOW. SOON THE HEADACHE IS GONE. THE FEATHERLESS SWAN IS SEARCHING FOR FEATHERS. THE SWAN FINDS THE PILLOW. REMOVE THE FEATHERS FROM THE PILLOW.
JOIN THE FEATHERS TO THE SWAN. NOW THE SWAN IS CAPABLE OF FLYING. THE BRICK BECOMES A LOAF OF BREAD. TEARS DROP OUT OF THE BABY. THE TEARS SOAK INTO THE BREAD. THE MOTHER FEEDS THE SOGGY BREAD TO THE SWAN. THE SWAN IS GRATEFUL SO SHE OFFERS TO TAKE THE BABY FOR A RIDE. THE BABY RIDES THE SWAN THROUGH THE SKY. THE BABY IS NOW HAPPY. THE MOTHER MAY DO ANYTHING WHILE HER BABY IS GONE. THE MOTHER CHOOSES TO DO A PAINTING OF BUTTERFLIES. THE PAINTING TRANSFORMS THE MOTHER INTO HUNDREDS OF MOTHS. THE MOTHS COMPLIMENT THE PAINTING. THEREFORE THE PAINTING LOVES HERSELF. THE PAINTING IS GAZING INTO THE MIRROR WITH SATISFACTION. THE BUILDING SMASHES THE MIRROR AND KIDNAPS THE PAINTING. NOW THE PAINTING IS STUCK TO THE WALL INSIDE THE BUILDING. THE BUILDING IS FULL OF DARKNESS. NOBODY COMPLIMENTS THE PAINTING. THEREFORE THE PAINTING HATES HERSELF. THE SUN IS HOVERING IN THE SKY. THE BABY COMMANDS THE SWAN TO GLIDE AROUND THE SUN. THE SWAN WILL CARRY THE BABY AROUND THE SUN. NOW THE BABY HAS BRIGHT EYES. THE BABY CLIMBS THROUGH THE GAP INTO THE BUILDING. THE BUILDING IS ILLUMINATED BY THE EYES OF THE BABY. THE MOTHS ARE ATTRACTED INTO THE LUMINOUS BUILDING. THE MOTHS COMPLIMENT THE PAINTING. THE PAINTING DOES LOVE HERSELF AGAIN.

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OLD AND COLD
THE CHURCH IS FLOATING ON THE LAKE OF HOLY WATER. THE DUCK IS FLOATING ON THE LAKE. THE EVIL CROW WILL VISIT THE LAKE. THE CROW FIGHTS THE DUCK. THE CROW WILL SLAY THE DUCK WITH SATISFACTION. THE EGG IS TRAPPED INSIDE THE DUCK. THE DUCK DECAYS SO THE EGG IS FREE. THE EGG SINKS TO THE BOTTOM OF THE LAKE. THE CROW HAS ONE LOOSE FEATHER AFTER THE FIGHT. THE FEATHER DROPS INTO THE LAKE. THE LAKE BECOMES FROZEN AND EVIL. THE CHURCH WEARS HOLY BOOTS FOR PROTECTION. THE CHURCH SLIDES ON THE FROZEN LAKE. THE CHURCH HAS MUCH FUN SLIDING. NOW THE EGG IS FROZEN. THE ICEBERG BREAKS OUT OF THE EGG. THE ICEBERG GROWS OUT OF THE LAKE. THE LAKE TEACHES THE ICEBERG TO BE BAD. THE BAD ICEBERG CRUSHES THE CHURCH. THE ICEBERG IS ARRESTED. SEND THE ICEBERG TO AUSTRALIA. THE ICEBERG IS NOW DWELLING IN THE JAIL IN AUSTRALIA. AUSTRALIA IS WARM SO THE ICEBERG IS MELTING. THEREFORE THE ICEBERG IS SAD. AUSTRALIA WANTS THE ICEBERG TO PLAY AND BE HAPPY. AUSTRALIA WILL DISMANTLE THE JAIL. AUSTRALIA BUILDS THE BOOMERANG FOR THE ICEBERG. THE ICEBERG THROWS THE BOOMERANG. THE BOOMERANG CUTS THE WEB OUT OF THE TREE. THE WEB CHANGES INTO A NET. THE NET CATCHES THE BUTTERFLY. THE BOOMERANG BRINGS THE BUTTERFLY TO THE ICEBERG. THE BUTTERFLY WILL CARRY THE ICEBERG TO ANTARCTICA. THE ICEBERG IS NOW HAPPY BECAUSE SHE WILL LIVE FOR HUNDREDS OF YEARS IN ANTARCTICA.

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MAGIC IS UNDERESTIMATED
THE HEADLESS VAMPIRE IS BORN. THE VAMPIRE WISHES TO EXPERIENCE A KISS. HOWEVER THE VAMPIRE SUFFERS BECAUSE SHE CANNOT KISS ANYTHING. THE STAKE IS HUNTING THE HEADLESS VAMPIRE. THE VAMPIRE ROBS THE CLAM. NOW THE VAMPIRE HAS THE PEARL. BURY THE PEARL IN THE BLOODY NECK OF THE VAMPIRE. THE PEARL GROWS AND BECOMES THE HEAD OF THE VAMPIRE. THE VAMPIRE IS GORGEOUS. THEREFORE THE STAKE WILL NOT SLAY THE VAMPIRE. THE SCIENTIST GREETS THE VAMPIRE. THE SCIENTIST DOES CHOOSE TO MARRY THE GORGEOUS VAMPIRE. THE VAMPIRE SHOWS HER FANGS TO THE SCIENTIST. THE SCIENTIST IS AFRAID OF THE FANGS. THE SCIENTIST WILL NOT SLEEP WITH THE VAMPIRE UNTIL THE FANGS ARE GONE. THE SCIENTIST ORDERS THE DENTIST TO REMOVE THE FANGS FROM THE VAMPIRE. THE VAMPIRE CANNOT FEAST WITHOUT HER FANGS. THEREFORE THE VAMPIRE IS STARVING. THE STARVING VAMPIRE WILL SHRINK AND BECOME A LEECH. THE LEECH DOES LOVE THE SCIENTIST. THE SCIENTIST RECKONS THAT MAGIC IS FEEBLE. THE SCIENTIST LAUGHS AT THE WIZARD. THE WIZARD WILL USE MAGIC TO SLAY THE SCIENTIST. NOW THE DEAD SCIENTIST IS INSIDE THE COFFIN. LOCK THE COFFIN. THE LEECH BECOMES MAGICAL BY SUCKING THE BLOOD OF THE WIZARD. THE KEY IS ON THE HOOK. THE HOOK WILL NOT RELEASE THE KEY. THE LEECH VOMITS BLOOD ONTO THE BRUSH. THE BRUSH DOES ONE EXCELLENT RED PAINTING. THE HOOK GIVES THE KEY TO THE LEECH IN EXCHANGE FOR THE PAINTING. THE PAINTING IS NOW ON THE HOOK. THE LEECH MAY NOW UNLOCK THE COFFIN. THE LEECH WILL KISS THE DEAD SCIENTIST. THE SCIENTIST IS RESURRECTED BY THE MAGICAL KISS.

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GENEROUS AND SAFE
THE ELEPHANT NEEDS A HOME. THE BUILDING GROWS INSIDE THE CONCRETE EGG. THE ELEPHANT SITS ON THE EGG. THE EGG IS BROKEN. THE SMALL BUILDING STRUGGLES OUT OF THE BROKEN EGG. WET CONCRETE IS PRODUCED INSIDE THE TRUNK OF THE ELEPHANT. THE ELEPHANT FEEDS THE WET CONCRETE TO THE BUILDING. THE BUILDING GROWS HUGE. THE ELEPHANT NOW LIVES IN THE BUILDING. THE ELEPHANT HAS A COLD TRUNK. THE BUILDING PUTS THE WARM SOCK ON THE TRUNK OF THE ELEPHANT. THE TRUNK TEACHES THE BUILDING HOW TO SUCK. THE BUILDING HAS THOUSANDS OF LIGHTS. THE BUILDING SUCKS ELECTRICITY OUT OF THE ROBOTS. THE ELECTRICITY NOURISHES THE LIGHTS IN THE BUILDING. THE ROBOTS ARE FURIOUS. THE ROBOTS WISH TO DEMOLISH THE BUILDING. THE BUILDING IS BROKEN INTO HUGE BLOCKS OF CONCRETE. THE ROBOTS AMPUTATE THE TRUNK OF THE ELEPHANT. THE TRUNK IS EXTERMINATED. THE ELEPHANT BECOMES PUNY WITHOUT HER TRUNK. INSERT THE MAGIC PEARL INTO THE DOME. NOW THE DOME PRODUCES MILK. THE MILK WILL FOUNTAIN OUT OF THE DOME. FEED THE MILK TO THE PUNY ELEPHANT. THE ELEPHANT BECOMES STRONG. THE ELEPHANT DOES LIFT THE HUGE BLOCKS OF CONCRETE. THE ELEPHANT BUILDS THE PYRAMID WITH THE BLOCKS. THE ELEPHANT DWELLS INSIDE THE PYRAMID. THE PYRAMID DOES GENERATE ELECTRICITY. THE PYRAMID IS WILLING TO SHARE HER ELECTRICITY. THE ROBOTS OBTAIN ELECTRICITY FROM THE PYRAMID. THE PYRAMID IS ADORED AND PROTECTED BY THE ROBOTS.

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THE TOOL
THE HEADLESS BABY IS BORN. THE BABY IS BOUNCY AND HAPPY. THE MOTHER WISHES TO IMPROVE HER BABY. THE MOTHER PLUCKS ONE TOOTH OUT OF HER JAW. THE MOTHER WILL PLANT THE TOOTH. THE TOOTH GROWS INTO A TREE. A BUNCH OF HEADS GROW ON THE TREE. THE MOTHER WILL CHOOSE THE BEST HEAD FROM THE BUNCH. THE MOTHER ATTACHES THE BEST HEAD TO HER BABY. THE MOTHER IS FULL OF THOUGHTS. THE MOTHER BLOWS HER BEST THOUGHTS INTO THE BABY. NOW THE BABY IS EXCELLENT. THE BABY BECOMES ONE INFLATED BALL. THE MOTHER WILL SEND THE BALL TO SCHOOL. THE LUNCHBOX WILL GREET THE BALL. THE BALL AND THE LUNCHBOX BECOME FRIENDS. THE LUNCHBOX IS FULL OF TACKS. THE LUNCHBOX HATES HERSELF BECAUSE SHE IS ASHAMED OF HER TACKS. THE LUNCHBOX IS RESENTFUL BECAUSE THE BALL IS PERFECT. THE LUNCHBOX DOES CHOOSE TO BETRAY HER FRIEND. THE LUNCHBOX OPENS HERSELF. THE TACKS JUMP OUT OF THE LUNCHBOX. THE LUNCHBOX COMMANDS THE TACKS TO PUNCTURE THE BALL. HOWEVER THE BALL WILL IMPRISON THE TACKS. NOW THE TACKS ARE STUCK INSIDE THE PRISON. THE BALL IS TIRED. FEED THE HONEY TO THE BALL. THE HONEY IS CONVERTED INTO ENERGY INSIDE THE BALL. NOW THE BALL IS BOUNCING. THEREFORE THE BALL IS HAPPY. THE RAINBOW APPEARS ABOVE THE BALL. THE RAINBOW SHOOTS THE PRISON. THE PRISON DISAPPEARS. NOW THE TACKS ARE FREE. THE TACKS FIND THE BALL BOUNCING UNDER THE RAINBOW. THE TACKS WILL STAB THE BALL. THE BALL DOES BURST. THE TACKS WISH TO CELEBRATE. THEREFORE THE TACKS KISS UNDER THE RAINBOW. THE TACKS RETURN INTO THE LUNCHBOX. NOW THE LUNCHBOX IS PROUD OF HER TACKS. THEREFORE THE LUNCHBOX DOES LOVE HERSELF.

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KEEPER OF THOUGHTS
THE STUPID ANGEL HAS NO HALO. THE ANGEL OBTAINS ONE HALO. THE HALO IMPROVES THE MIND OF THE ANGEL. THE ANGEL WILL MARRY THE HALO IN THE CHURCH. EVERYBODY WANTS TO KISS THE ANGEL. THE ANGEL DOES HATE KISSING BUT SHE LOVES TO THINK. THE ANGEL MIGRATES TO ANTARCTICA TO BE ALONE WITH THE HALO. THE ANGEL HAS MANY THOUGHTS IN SOLITUDE. THE ANGEL HAS TWO BEAUTIFUL THOUGHTS. THE ANGEL WANTS TO KEEP THE BEAUTIFUL THOUGHTS FOREVER. THE BEAUTIFUL THOUGHTS TRANSFORM INTO TWO SNOWFLAKES. THE SNOWFLAKES SLIP OUT OF THE ANGEL. THE SNOWFLAKES ESCAPE FROM THE ANGEL. THE PENGUIN IS THE QUEEN OF ANTARCTICA. KISSING IN ANTARCTICA IS FORBIDDEN BY THE PENGUIN. THE TWO SNOWFLAKES IGNORE THE LAW. THE SNOWFLAKES ARE NOW KISSING. THE PENGUIN CATCHES THE NAUGHTY SNOWFLAKES. THE SNOWFLAKES ARE NOW STUCK IN THE BEAK OF THE PENGUIN. THE BEAK IS MADE COLD BY THE SNOWFLAKES. THE PENGUIN MIGRATES TO THE IGLOO. THE PENGUIN SPITS THE SNOWFLAKES INTO THE IGLOO. THE SNOWFLAKES ARE NOW PRISONERS IN THE IGLOO. THE PENGUIN IS NOW SHIVERING BECAUSE HER BEAK IS COLD. THE ANGEL REMOVES HER SOCK. THE ANGEL PUTS THE WARM SOCK ONTO THE COLD BEAK. THE PENGUIN IS GRATEFUL. THE PENGUIN GIVES THE KEY TO THE ANGEL. THE ANGEL WILL UNLOCK THE IGLOO TO OBTAIN THE SNOWFLAKES. THE ANGEL SHOVES THE SNOWFLAKES INTO HER HEAD. THE SNOWFLAKES BECOME TWO BEAUTIFUL THOUGHTS. THE ANGEL KEEPS THE BEAUTIFUL THOUGHTS FOREVER.

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HOT HUG
NOBODY WANTS THE UGLY GIRL. THEREFORE THE GIRL IS LONELY AND COLD. THE GIRL IS ALWAYS CUDDLING HER DOLL. THE DOLL DISLIKES THE COLD CUDDLES. THE AMBITIOUS DOLL WISHES TO FIND A HOT HUG. THEREFORE THE DOLL DESIRES TO ESCAPE FROM THE GIRL. THE DOLL IS NASTY TO THE GIRL. THE DOLL DOES CONFESS THAT SHE HATES THE GIRL. NOW THE GIRL IS WEEPING. COLD TEARS SOAK INTO THE DOLL. THE TEARS MINGLE WITH AMBITION INSIDE THE DOLL. THE AMBITION CHANGES THE TEARS INTO STARS. THE DOLL HAS ONE BLACK EYE. THE EYE IS NOW FULL OF STARS. THE GIRL PLUCKS ONE STAR OUT OF THE EYE. THE UGLY GIRL THROWS THE STAR INTO THE WELL. THE GIRL WISHES FOR BEAUTY. THE STAR IS FROZEN BY THE WATER IN THE WELL. SHATTER THE FROZEN STAR INTO FRAGMENTS. THE FRAGMENTS BECOME DIAMONDS. THE GIRL SWALLOWS THE DIAMONDS. THE DIAMONDS MAKE THE GIRL PRETTY. THE PRINCE IS ATTRACTED TO THE GIRL. THE PRINCE PROMISES TO CUDDLE THE GIRL FOREVER. THE GIRL IS ALWAYS CUDDLING THE PRINCE. THEREFORE THE GIRL DOES NOT NEED THE DOLL ANYMORE. THE GIRL DUMPS HER DOLL INTO THE JUNKYARD. THE PRINCE MAKES THE GIRL PREGNANT. THE EGG IS BORN. THE EGG IS WORTHLESS TO THE GIRL. THEREFORE THE GIRL DUMPS THE EGG INTO THE JUNKYARD. THE DOLL IS SEARCHING FOR A HOT HUG IN THE JUNKYARD. THE DOLL AND THE EGG MEET IN THE JUNKYARD. THE DOLL CUDDLES THE EGG. THE DOLL KEEPS THE EGG WARM. THE EGG HATCHES. THE HOT SUN DOES RISE OUT OF THE EGG. THE DOLL BEGS THE SUN FOR A HUG. THE SUN HUGS THE DOLL. THE DOLL IS INCINERATED BY THE HUG.

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EXITING THE ATMOSPHERE
THE STARS EXIST OUTSIDE THE ATMOSPHERE. THE AIRPLANE IS GLIDING THROUGH THE ATMOSPHERE. THE PILOT IS INSIDE THE AIRPLANE. THE PILOT DESIRES TO VISIT THE STARS. HOWEVER THE AIRPLANE CANNOT EXIT THE ATMOSPHERE. THE ATMOSPHERE IS POLLUTED BY THE AIRPLANE. THE ATMOSPHERE ORDERS THE HAMMER TO CRUCIFY THE AIRPLANE. THE HAMMER BUILDS THE CROSS. THE HAMMER WILL CRUCIFY THE AIRPLANE. NOW THE AIRPLANE IS HANGING ON THE CROSS. THE PILOT IS EJECTED FROM THE AIRPLANE. THE AIRPLANE IS NOW DEAD SO THE PILOT ABANDONS THE AIRPLANE. THE PILOT IS DEPRESSED BECAUSE HER AIRPLANE IS DEAD. THE DEPRESSION CHANGES INTO BLACKNESS. NOW THE PILOT IS FULL OF BLACKNESS. THE PILOT BECOMES THE ASTRONAUT. THE ASTRONAUT NEEDS A ROCKET TO EXIT THE ATMOSPHERE. HOWEVER THE ASTRONAUT CANNOT AFFORD A ROCKET. THE ASTRONAUT DOES CHOOSE TO ROB THE BANK. MONEY IS STOLEN FROM THE BANK BY THE ASTRONAUT. THE BANK COMMANDS THE KNIFE TO STAB THE ASTRONAUT. NOW THE KNIFE IS HUNTING FOR THE ASTRONAUT. THE ASTRONAUT BUYS THE ROCKET. THE ROCKET IS TENDER. THE ASTRONAUT CLIMBS INTO THE ROCKET. NOW THE ROCKET IS ZOOMING THROUGH THE ATMOSPHERE. THE KNIFE WILL CHASE THE ROCKET. THE KNIFE STABS THE ROCKET. THE ROCKET IS WOUNDED. FIRE IS GUSHING OUT OF THE WOUND. THE KNIFE IS MELTED BY THE FIRE. THE WOUNDED ROCKET IS SLOW. THE BANK CATCHES THE ROCKET. THE BANK TUGS THE ASTRONAUT OUT OF THE ROCKET. THE BANK COMMANDS THE HAMMER TO CRUCIFY THE ASTRONAUT. THE HAMMER BUILDS ANOTHER CROSS. THE HAMMER DOES TRY TO CRUCIFY THE ASTRONAUT. HOWEVER THE ATRONAUT TRANSFORMS THE HAMMER INTO A SPADE. THE ASTRONAUT DIGS UNDER THE CROSS TO FIND THE TREASURE. THE ASTRONAUT WILL DONATE THE TREASURE TO THE BANK. THE ASTRONAUT IS FORGIVEN BY THE BANK. THE ASTRONAUT CLIMBS INTO THE ROCKET. THE BANK WISHES TO THANK THE ASTRONAUT. THEREFORE THE BANK WILL PAY THE HOSPITAL TO CURE THE ROCKET. THE ROCKET WILL EXIT THE ATMOSPHERE AND VISIT THE STARS.

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RELOCATION OF THE CHURCH
THE CHURCH DOES EXIST IN HELL. THE CHURCH HOPES TO EXIST IN A BETTER PLACE. THE POWERFUL DEVIL IS BOTHERING THE CHURCH. THE CROSS GROWS ON THE ROOF OF THE CHURCH. THE DEVIL IS LIFTED ONTO THE CROSS. THE CRUCIFIXION OF THE DEVIL BEGINS. THE DEVIL IS SUFFERING ON THE CROSS. POWER IS BLEEDING OUT OF THE DEVIL. THE DEVIL DONATES HER POWER TO THE CHURCH. THE POWER GUSHES INTO THE CHALICE INSIDE THE CHURCH. THE CHURCH IS GRATEFUL. THEREFORE THE CHURCH WILL FREE THE DEVIL FROM THE CROSS. NOW THE DEVIL IS ALMOST POWERLESS. THE DEVIL REQUIRES MORE POWER. THE DEVIL DOES BELIEVE IN ROBBING THE CHURCH FOR POWER. THE CHURCH HAS ONE BEAUTIFUL WINDOW. THE ENTIRE WINDOW IS WARM. THE DEVIL MUST BREAK THE WINDOW TO ENTER THE CHURCH. THE DEVIL SHATTERS THE BEAUTIFUL WINDOW INTO FRAGMENTS. THE FRAGMENTS OF GLASS ARE LONELY AND COLD. THE DEVIL CLIMBS INTO THE CHURCH. THE CHALICE IS ON THE WOODEN ALTAR. THE CHALICE IS FULL OF POWER. THEREFORE THE ALTAR IS GUARDING THE CHALICE. THE DEVIL BURNS THE ALTAR. THE CHALICE IS NOW ON THE FLOOR OF THE CHURCH. THE DEVIL IS KNEELING TO GRAB THE CHALICE. THE FRAGMENT OF GLASS WILL STAB THE DEVIL. THE DEVIL IS FROZEN BY THE COLD GLASS. THE FROZEN DEVIL IS KNEELING FOR THREE DAYS. KNEELING WILL CAUSE THE CONVERSION OF THE DEVIL. THE DEVIL BECOMES THE ANGEL. THE ANGEL DRAGS THE CHURCH OUT OF HELL. THE ANGEL BRINGS THE CHURCH UPWARDS INTO HEAVEN.

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WONDERFUL BUILDING
THE VASE IS COMPOSED OF GLASS. THE VASE IS REJECTED AND AVOIDED BY THE FLOWERS. THEREFORE THE VASE IS FULL OF DEPRESSION. THE GOOSE WILL STRUGGLE OUT OF THE EGG. THE GOOSE IS YOUNG AND SILLY. NOW THE GOOSE IS PLUCKING OUT HER FEATHERS. THE GOOSE IS TOSSING HER FEATHERS ANYWHERE. ONE SILLY FEATHER FALLS INTO THE VASE. THEREFORE THE VASE DOES BECOME SILLY. THE SILLY VASE IS PLANNING TO SHATTER HERSELF. NOW THE GOOSE IS FEATHERLESS AND COLD. THE GOOSE ENTERS THE CLOCK TO AVOID THE COLD WIND. THE CLOCK HAS THREE ENERGETIC HANDS. THE HANDS ARE TURNING RAPIDLY. THE GOOSE IS TRANSFORMED. THE OWL WILL NOW EXIT THE CLOCK. THE OWL IS OLD AND WISE. THE OWL NOTICES THE BUILDING. THE BUILDING IS YOUNG AND SMALL. THE OWL THINKS THE BUILDING SHOULD BE EDJUCATED. THREFORE THE OWL ESTABLISHES A SCHOOL FOR THE BUILDING. THE BUILDING MIGRATES INTO THE SCHOOL. THE BUILDING LEARNS HOW TO PREVENT SUICIDE. NOW THE BUILDING IS ALLOWED TO EAT. GIVE THE LUNCHBOX TO THE BUILDING. ONE BRICK IS INSIDE THE LUNCHBOX. THE BUILDING GOBBLES THE BRICK AND GROWS TALL. THE VASE WILL SEE THE TALL BUILDING. THE VASE ENTERS THE BUILDING. THE BUILDING DISABLES HER ELEVATOR. THE VASE BEGS THE ELEVATOR TO MOVE UPWARDS. THE ELEVATOR REMAINS MOTIONLESS. THE VASE ABANDONS THE ELEVATOR. THE VASE CLIMBS UP THE BUILDING. THE SILLY VASE JUMPS OFF THE BUILDING. THE BUILDING CATCHES THE VASE. THE BUILDING HAS NUMEROUS WINDOWS. THE WINDOWS UNDERSTAND THE VASE. THE WINDOWS WILL SPEAK TO THE VASE. THE WINDOWS PERSUADE THE VASE TO STAY ALIVE.

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OWNERS OF THE HIGH CHAIR
THE LAZY BABY IS ALWAYS SITTING ON THE HIGH CHAIR. THE BABY IS ALSO SUCKING MILK OUT OF THE BOTTLE. THE MOTHER IS TIRED OF STANDING. THE MOTHER WISHES TO REST HER ACHING FEET. THE MOTHER PUSHES HER BABY OFF THE CHAIR. THE MOTHER CONFISCATES THE BOTTLE OF MILK. THE MOTHER SMACKS HER BABY UNTIL THE BABY IS OBEDIENT. NOW THE MOTHER SITS ON THE HIGH CHAIR. COMMAND THE BABY TO SERVE HER MOTHER. THE BABY IS NOW MASSAGING THE FEET OF THE MOTHER. THE MOTHER IS NOW HAPPY. HAPPINESS CAUSES THE MOTHER TO LEVITATE ABOVE THE CHAIR. THE BABY IS WEARING A NAPPY. THE NAPPY BECOMES FILTHY AND SMELLY. THE BABY REMOVES THE PIN FROM HER NAPPY. THE NAPPY FALLS OFF THE BABY. CHANGE THE PIN INTO TACKS. PUT THE TACKS ON THE HIGH CHAIR. THE BABY THROWS THE SMELLY NAPPY AT THE MOTHER. THE NAPPY BECOMES LODGED IN THE NOSE OF THE MOTHER. THE MOTHER IS REVOLTED BY THE STENCH IN HER NOSE. THE MOTHER FALLS ONTO THE TACKS. THE MOTHER SCREAMS IN AGONY. NOW THE MOTHER IS AFRAID OF THE HIGH CHAIR. THEREFORE THE HIGH CHAIR BELONGS TO THE BABY AGAIN.

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NO SUFFERING
THE SUN IS BLOWING HEAT DOWN ONTO THE DESERT. THE DESERT IS HOT AND THIRSTY. THEREFORE THE DESERT IS SUFFERING. THE PYRAMID IS IN THE DESERT. THE PYRAMID IS FULL OF MAGIC. THE DUNE DOES EXIST AROUND THE PYRAMID. THE CORK IS IN THE TOP OF THE PYRAMID. REMOVE THE CORK. MAGIC GUSHES OUT OF THE PYRAMID. THE MAGIC GUSHES INTO THE HUMP OF THE CAMEL.
NOW THE CAMEL IS MAGICAL. THE CAMEL HAS LONG EYELASHES.
THE CAMEL WILL WINK TWICE AT THE DUNE. THE DUNE BECOMES A RIVER OF MILK AROUND THE PYRAMID. THE MILK IS COLD. THE MILK PERSUADES THE PYRAMID TO BECOME A DOME. THE DOME IS FULL OF PLEASURE. THE DESERT GUZZLES THE RIVER OF COLD MILK. THE SUFFERING IS EXPELLED FROM THE DESERT. NOW THE DESERT IS COOL AND HAPPY. THE DESERT WILL LAUGH AND MOCK THE SUN. THE ANGRY SUN BECOMES EXTRA HOT. HOWEVER THE DESERT REMAINS COOL AND HAPPY. NOW THE HUMP OF THE CAMEL IS TOO HOT. THEREFORE THE CAMEL IS COMPLAINING. PUT THE HAT ONTO THE HUMP. THE HAT WILL ABSORB MAGIC FROM THE HUMP. NOW THE HAT IS MAGICAL. THE SUFFERING DIVES INTO THE CROSS. NOW THE CROSS IS SUFFERING. ONLY STYLISH THINGS ARE ALLOWED INTO THE DOME OF PLEASURE. THE CROSS IS NOT STYLISH. THE COMPASSIONATE CAMEL DONATES HER HAT TO THE CROSS. THE CAMEL BURROWS DOWN INTO THE DESERT. THE DESERT KEEPS THE CAMEL COOL. NOW THE CROSS IS WEARING THE HAT SO THE CROSS IS STYLISH. THEREFORE THE CROSS MAY NOW ENTER THE DOME. THE MAGICAL HAT ENABLES THE CROSS TO HOP. THE CROSS HOPS INTO THE DOME. THE SUFFERING BLEEDS OUT OF THE CROSS. THE SUFFERING IS ELIMINATED.

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THE STINKER
THE FARMER SITS IN THE ENCHANTED MANURE BY ACCIDENT. THE FARMER IS NOW SMELLY. THE SMELLY FARMER WAITS FOR THE RAIN TO COME. THE FARMER WILL WASH HERSELF IN THE RAIN. HOWEVER THE BAD SMELL REMAINS ON THE FARMER. THE FARMER IS ASHAMED AND SUICIDAL. THE FARMER GROWS THE POISONOUS FRUIT. THE FARMER GOBBLES THE FRUIT AND PERISHES. THE DEAD FARMER BECOMES A SMELLY SPIRIT. THE SMELLY SPIRIT NOTICES THE GLOWING ARROW. THE ARROW IS POINTING TO THE EMPTY COMPARTMENT. THE SPIRIT WILL DRIFT INTO THE COMPARTMENT. THE COMPARTMENT WILL TRANSPORT THE SPIRIT INTO THE EGG. THE EGG MOVES OUT OF THE OWL. THE SPIRIT GROWS INTO A SKUNK INSIDE THE EGG. A HAMMER IS NEAR THE SKUNK. THE HAMMER IS FOR BREAKING THE EGG. HOWEVER THE SKUNK WILL NOT USE THE HAMMER. THE SKUNK IS ASHAMED OF HERSELF. THEREFORE THE SKUNK WILL NOT COME OUT OF THE EGG. THE EGG IS TOUGH SO THE OWL CANNOT CRACK THE EGG. THE LONELY OWL IS WEEPING. THE TEARS OF THE OWL FALL ONTO THE METAL KANGAROO. THE KANGAROO QUICKLY BECOMES RUSTY. THE OWL IS MOCKING THE RUSTY KANGAROO. THE KANGAROO DECIDES TO VANDALIZE THE PROPERTY OF THE OWL. THE HEAVY KANGAROO HOPS ON THE EGG. NOW THE EGG IS BROKEN. THE OWL TEACHES THE SKUNK TO BE PROUD. THE OWL GIVES A BOTTLE OF PERFUME TO THE SKUNK.

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THE HOMELESS CASTLE
THE BABY IS CRAWLING ON THE BEACH. THE TOOTH FALLS OUT OF THE BABY. BURY THE TOOTH IN THE SAND. THE TOOTH BECOMES A CASTLE. THE CASTLE GROWS ON THE BEACH. THE CASTLE IS HOMELESS. THE CASTLE LISTENS TO THE OCEAN AND WISHES FOR A HOME. THE BABY TOUCHES THE CASTLE. THE BABY BECOMES A WONDERFUL WOMAN. THE GORILLA CHASES THE WOMAN. THE WOMAN DASHES INTO THE CASTLE. THE CASTLE BECOMES GORGEOUS. THE CASTLE IS NOW GUARDING THE WOMAN. THE GORILLA IS NOW KISSING THE GORGEOUS CASTLE. THE CASTLE GIVES THE CONCRETE BANANA TO THE GORILLA. THE GORILLA BITES THE CONCRETE BANANA. NOW THE GORILLA HAS A BROKEN TOOTH. THE ANGRY GORILLA KILLS THE BANANA. BURY THE BANANA. THE BANANA GROWS INTO A CONCRETE CITY. THE CASTLE IS ADOPTED BY THE CITY. THE CITY IS NOW THE HOME OF THE CASTLE.

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PAYMENT
THE DRAGON AND THE MOSQUITO ARE FRIENDS. HOWEVER THE DRAGON NEVER GIVES ANYTHING TO THE MOSQUITO. THE DRAGON IS VERY STINGY. THE MOSQUITO GIVES THE COLOURFUL BOX TO THE DRAGON. THE DRAGON OPENS THE BOX. THE DRAGON FINDS THE NECKLACE INSIDE THE BOX. THE NECKLACE IS ENCHANTED. THE DRAGON TOUCHES THE NECKLACE. THE NECKLACE SHOOTS MAGIC INTO THE DRAGON. THE MAGIC MAKES THE DRAGON GENEROUS. THE DRAGON DONATES HER COLOURFUL BLOOD TO THE GALLERY. USE THE BLOOD TO MAKE GORGEOUS PAINTINGS IN THE GALLERY. NOW THE GALLERY IS FULL OF PAINTINGS. THE MOSQUITO DRAGS THE BOX INTO THE GALLERY. THE BOX IS HUNGRY BECAUSE SHE IS EMPTY. THE MOSQUITO FEEDS THE PAINTINGS TO THE BOX. THE BOX IS NOW DIGESTING THE PAINTINGS. THE PAINTINGS TRANSFORM THE BOX INTO A GORGEOUS COCOON. THE COCOON WANTS TO FLOAT AWAY INTO PARADISE. HOWEVER THE MOSQUITO WILL NOT RELEASE THE COCOON. THE COCOON THREATENS TO SMACK THE MOSQUITO. THE MOSQUITO HOPES THE COCOON IS BLUFFING. THE MOSQUITO DRAGS THE COCOON TOWARDS THE DRAGON. THE DRAGON IS WEARING THE NECKLACE. THE MOSQUITO WILL ATTACH THE COCOON TO THE NECKLACE. NOW THE COCOON IS THE PRISONER OF THE DRAGON. THE MOSQUITO TELLS THE DRAGON TO KEEP THE NECKLACE AND THE COCOON. THE DRAGON WISHES TO REPAY THE MOSQUITO. THE DRAGON CAPTURES THE LONELY WOMAN. THE WOMAN IS A GIFT FOR THE MOSQUITO. THE DRAGON IS EXPECTING THE MOSQUITO TO SUCK BLOOD OUT OF THE WOMAN. HOWEVER THE MOSQUITO IS FUSSY. THEREFORE THE MOSQUITO DISLIKES THE TASTE OF BLOOD. THE MOSQUITO DOES REFUSE TO TOUCH THE WOMAN. THE WOMAN IS FEELING REJECTED BY THE MOSQUITO. THE WOMAN IS WEEPING ON THE DRY SOIL. THE TEARS SOAK INTO THE SOIL. THE SOIL IS NOW WET. THE POISONOUS WEED GROWS IN THE WET SOIL. THE COW CONSUMES THE WEED AND PERISHES. THE COW IS ROTTING. THE ROTTING COW BECOMES A GHOST. THE GHOST ENTERS INTO THE WOMB OF THE WOMAN. THE GHOST WILL BECOME ONE EMBRYO. NOW THE WOMAN IS PREGNANT. THE BABY IS BORN. NOW THE WOMAN HAS BOOBS FULL OF MILK. THE MOSQUITO SUCKS ALL THE MILK OUT OF THE WOMAN. NOW THE WOMAN HAS EMPTY BOOBS. THE WOMAN CANNOT FEED HER BABY SO THE BABY IS THIRSTY. THE DRAGON IS WEARING THE NECKLACE. THE GORGEOUS COCOON IS HANGING ON THE NECKLACE. THE COCOON IS EMPTY. THE MOSQUITO WILL DEPOSIT THE MILK INTO THE COCOON. THE MILK WILL LURE THE BABY INTO THE COCOON. THE THIRSTY BABY SMELLS THE MILK. THE BABY CRAWLS INTO THE COCOON. THE WIND BLOWS THE TALL BUILDINGS DOWN. THE BUILDINGS ARE NOW FILLED WITH SHAME. THE SHAME WILL SHRINK THE BUILDINGS. THE BUILDINGS BECOME PINS. THE PINS ARE ANGRY BECAUSE THEY ARE TINY. THE PINS NEED A PRIVATE PLACE TO MISBEHAVE. PUT THE PINS INTO THE COCOON. THE PINS MAY NOW MISBEHAVE. THE ANGRY PINS ARE POKING THE BABY INSIDE THE COCOON. THEREFORE THE BABY IS SUFFERING. NOW THE BABY IS COVERED IN RED SPOTS. THE BLOCK OF ICE DOES EXIST IN THE COCOON. THE MOTIONLESS CLOCK IS IN THE ICE. THE BABY LOOKS AT HER BODY. THE BABY DOES NOTICE HER UGLY SPOTS. THE BABY SCREAMS. THE SCREAM SHATTERS THE BLOCK OF ICE. THE CLOCK IS NOW MOVING RAPIDLY. THE BABY IS TRANSFORMED. THE ADULT STRUGGLES OUT OF THE COCOON. THE ADULT IS COVERED IN RUBIES. THE ADULT IS ARRESTED BY THE DRAGON. THE DRAGON WILL PLUCK THE RUBIES OFF THE ADULT. THE ADULT IS OUTRAGED. THE ADULT IS READY TO ATTACK THE DRAGON. HOWEVER THE ADULT IS WEAPONLESS. THE CONSIDERATE DRAGON WANTS TO GIVE THE ADULT A WEAPON. THE DRAGON DOES COMMAND THE ADULT TO WAIT. THE DRAGON FETCHES THE FORK FOR THE ADULT. THE FORK IS BLUNT. THE ADULT IS NOW POKING THE DRAGON WITH THE FORK. HOWEVER THE FORK DOES NOT PENETRATE THE DRAGON. THE DRAGON OPENS HER MOUTH AND SWALLOWS THE FORK. THE DRAGON SHOWS HER LARGE TEETH TO THE ADULT. THE ADULT IS AFRAID. THEREFORE THE ADULT DOES RETREAT AWAY FROM THE DRAGON. A SACK DOES EXIST INSIDE THE DRAGON. THE SACK CONTAINS FIRE. THE FORK DOES BURST THE SACK. NOW THE DRAGON IS FULL OF FIRE. THE DRAGON HAS A PILE OF RUBIES. THE DRAGON WILL BLOW FIRE ONTO THE RUBIES. THE FIRE DOES MELT THE PILE OF RUBIES. THE RED PUDDLE DOES NOW EXIST. THE DRAGON IS NOW GAZING INTO THE PUDDLE. THE DRAGON IS BEHOLDING HER REFLECTION IN THE PUDDLE. THE DRAGON THINKS HER REFLECTION IS MAGNIFICENT. THE DRAGON SPRINKLES COMPLIMENTS INTO THE PUDDLE. THE COMPLIMENTS MAKE THE PUDDLE YUMMY. THE DRAGON COMMANDS THE REFLECTION TO STAY IN THE PUDDLE. THE DRAGON DOES GIVE THE PUDDLE TO THE MOSQUITO. THE RED PUDDLE IS YUMMY AND MAGNIFICENT. THEREFORE THE MOSQUITO IS NOW DRINKING THE PUDDLE. THE PUDDLE GIVES MUCH SATISFACTION TO THE MOSQUITO.

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FEEDING FATE
THE QUEEN HAS A PET PIANO. THE PIANO DOES HATE FOOD. HOWEVER THE QUEEN FORCES HER PIANO TO SWALLOW CREAM. THE PIANO CHANGES THE CREAM INTO PAINT. THE PAINT IS VOMITED OUT OF THE PIANO. THE PIANO KEEPS THE PAINT. THE ARTIST IS ATTRACTED TO THE PAINT. THE ARTIST IS NOW BUSY PUTTING THE PAINT INTO TUBES. THE PIANO GRABS THE ARTIST. THE ARTIST IS NOW THE PRISONER OF THE PIANO. THE PIANO IS HUNGRY FOR ART. THE PIANO WILL PLAY HORRIBLE MUSIC UNLESS THE ARTIST WORKS. THE ARTIST PRODUCES NUMEROUS PAINTINGS. THE PIANO IS NOW CONSUMING THE PAINTINGS. THE COLOUFUL PAINTINGS ARE DIGESTED. THE COLOURS BECOME HAPPINESS INSIDE THE PIANO. THE HAPPY PIANO LEVITATES ONTO THE RAINBOW. THE PRIESTESS ENCOUNTERS THE QUEEN. THE QUEEN COMMANDS THE PRIESTESS TO BOW. THE PRIESTESS DISOBEYS THE QUEEN. THE QUEEN SHOOTS THE ARROW AT THE PRIESTESS. THE PRIESTESS QUICKLY KNEELS. THE ARROW DOES MISS THE PRIESTESS. THE QUEEN WANTS TO DECAPITATE THE PRIESTESS. THE QUEEN GRABS HER AXE. THE QUEEN IS NOW APPROACHING THE PRIESTESS. THE PRIESTESS PRAYS FOR HELP. THE PIANO SLIPS OFF THE RAINBOW. THE PIANO FALLS ONTO THE QUEEN. THE QUEEN IS NOW SQUASHED.

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UNGRATEFUL
THE HAG LIVES IN THE COTTAGE. THE HAG IS DEPRESSED. THE COTTAGE HAS NOTHING ON HER WALLS. THE HAG WANTS TO COVER THE WALLS WITH HAPPY PAINTINGS. THE HAG INVITES THE ARTIST INTO THE COTTAGE. THE ARTIST IS SMELLY. THE HAG OPENS THE WINDOW. THE COLD BREEZE INVADES THE COTTAGE. NOW THE HAG HAS A COLD FACE. THE ARTIST IS WEARING A NECKLACE. THE PAINTBRUSH IS HANGING ON THE NECKLACE. THE ARTIST PAINTS A BROWN BEARD ON THE HAG. THE BEARD BECOMES REAL. THE BEARD WARMS THE FACE OF THE HAG. THE ARTIST IS PROUD OF THE BEARD. THE ARTIST HAS ONE EMPTY FRAME. THE ARTIST BUILDS A MIRROR INSIDE THE FRAME. THE ARTIST GIVES THE MIRROR TO THE HAG. THE HAG STARES AT HER FACE IN THE MIRROR. THE HAG NOTICES HER BEARD. THE HAG IS OUTRAGED. THE HAG SMASHES THE MIRROR INTO FRAGMENTS OF GLASS. THE HAG SNATCHES A SHARP FRAGMENT OFF THE FLOOR. THE HAG CUTS THE ARTIST INTO BITS. THE BITS CHANGE INTO SILVER GOBLETS. THE GOBLETS MOCK THE HAG. THE HAG CHASES THE GOBLETS. HOWEVER THE GOBLETS DODGE THE HAG. THE ANGRY HAG RIPS THE BEARD OFF HER CHIN. THE PAINTBRUSH IS NOW MUCH OFFENDED. THE PAINTBRUSH TRANSFORMS INTO A KNIFE. THE KNIFE STABS THE HAG. THE HAG BLEEDS TO DEATH. THE DEAD HAG BECOMES A RUSTY BUCKET. PUDDLES OF BLOOD EXIST ON THE FLOOR OF THE COTTAGE. THE GOBLETS CHANGE THE BLOOD INTO WINE. THE GOBLETS ARE NOW DRINKING WINE AND CHATTING TOGETHER. THE GOBLETS ARE IGNORING THE RUSTY BUCKET. THE RUSTY BUCKET IS DEPRESSED. THE COLD WIND BLOWS THE BROWN BEARD INTO THE RUSTY BUCKET. THE BEARD IS TRANSFORMED. NOW THE BUCKET IS FULL OF BEER. THE BUCKET GUZZLES THE BEER AND BECOMES HAPPY.

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MORE FUN
THE WHALE KEEPS THE OCEAN WARM. THE WHALE IS ALWAYS PLAYING WITH THE FISHES. THE FISHES ARE GRATEFUL FOR THE FUN. THE BUTCHER LAUNCHES THE HARPOON. THE HARPOON PENETRATES THE WHALE. THE WHALE PERISHES AND BECOMES A LUMINOUS GHOST. THE GHOST ABANDONS THE OCEAN. THE OCEAN IS NOW COLD. THE FISHES ARE BORED AND COLD IN THE OCEAN. THE HARPOON IS ASHAMED OF HERSELF. THE HARPOON SHRINKS INTO A PIN. THE BUTCHER IS PROUD OF HERSELF. THE BUTCHER BECOMES A LARGE BALLOON. THE BALLOON IS FULL OF DARKNESS. THE BALLOON IS TORTURING THE LUMINOUS GHOST. THE PIN WISHES TO HELP THE GHOST. THE PIN WILL BURST THE BALLOON. THE DARKNESS GUSHES OUT THE BALLOON. THE CHILD IS IN HER BEDROOM. THE CHILD HAS INSOMNIA BECAUSE THE BEDROOM IS TOO BRIGHT. THE CHILD SUMMONS THE DARKNESS. THE DARKNESS WILL FLOW INTO THE BEDROOM. THE GHOST IS NOT AFRAID OF DARKNESS. THE GHOST FOLLOWS THE DARKNESS INTO THE BEDROOM. THE GHOST SNATCHES THE SHEET OFF THE BED. WRAP THE SHEET AROUND THE GHOST. THE SHEET IS DIM. THE CHIMNEY IS AFRAID OF BRIGHTNESS. THE CHIMNEY DOES DESIRE A DIM FRIEND. THE GHOST IS NOW INVITED INTO THE CHIMNEY. THE GHOST DOES DRIFT INTO THE CHIMNEY. THE GHOST WILL KISS THE CHIMNEY. THE CHIMNEY IS EXCITED BY THE KISS. THE EXCITEMENT GENERATES A SPARK INSIDE THE CHIMNEY. THE FEARFUL CHIMNEY QUICKLY DUMPS THE SPARK. THE SPARK FALLS INTO A BUNDLE OF STICKS. THE STICKS ARE IGNITED. THE FIRE DOES NOW EXIST. THE GHOST REMOVES HER SHEET. THE CHIMNEY BEHOLDS THE LUMINOUS GHOST. THE CHIMNEY IS NOW SHIVERING IN FEAR. THE SHIVERING CHIMNEY TRANSFORMS THE GHOST INTO A COLD WIND. THE FIRE FOLLOWS THE CHIMNEY TO THE OCEAN. THE WIND BLOWS OUT OF THE CHIMNEY. THE WIND BLOWS OVER THE OCEAN. THE WIND CHANGES THE OCEAN INTO WAVES. THE WAVES ARE MOVING RAPIDLY. THE FIRE WARMS THE WAVES. NOW THE FISHES ARE RIDING THE WAVES. THE FISHES ARE HAVING FUN AGAIN.

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THE ART OF HAPPINESS
THE ARTIST WANTS TO PAINT A NUDE WOMAN. THE ARTIST TUGS THE CLOTHING OFF THE WOMAN. THE WOMAN IS ANGRY. THE ARTIST WILL TRY TO MAKE THE WOMAN CHEERFUL. THE ARTIST PAINTS RAINBOWS ON THE NUDE WOMAN. THE WOMAN IS OUTRAGED. THE LARGE TUBE CONTAINS YELLOW PAINT. THE WOMAN SHOVES THE ARTIST INTO THE TUBE. THE ARTIST DROWNS IN THE YELLOW PAINT. THE ARTIST DISSOLVES. THE YELLOW PAINT CHANGES INTO BLACK PAINT. REVENGE GIVES MUCH SATISFACTION TO THE NUDE WOMAN. THEREFORE THE WOMAN IS LAUGHING. THE LAUGHTER CHANGES THE NUDE WOMAN INTO A SKY. THE SKY IS FULL OF RAINBOWS. THE TUBE IS DEPRESSED BECAUSE THE ARTIST IS DEAD. THE TUBE TRANSFORMS HERSELF INTO A BUS. THE BUS IS NOW SEARCHING FOR HAPPINESS. THE BUS FINDS SOME CHEERFUL CHILDREN. THE BUS OFFERS TO CARRY THE CHILDREN TO SCHOOL. THE BUS HAS FOUR WHEELS. THE NAUGHTY CHILDREN DEFLATE THE WHEELS. THE CHILDREN PUSH THE BUS INTO THE OCEAN. THE UNDERWATER BUS IS DEPRESSED. THE BUS IS BEGGING THE STARFISH FOR HELP. THE STARFISH BLOWS LIGHT INTO THE WHEELS ON THE BUS. THE BUS BECOMES LIGHT. THE BUS WILL RISE OUT OF THE WATER. NOW THE BUS IS GLIDING THROUGH THE SKY OF RAINBOWS. THE RAINBOWS MAKE THE BUS HAPPY. THE HAPPY BUS IS GIGGLING.

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GREEN AGAIN
THE CATERPILLAR DOES EXIST IN THE FOREST. THE CATERPILLAR IS DEVOURING THOUSANDS OF LEAVES. THE LEAVES ARE CONVERTED INTO SILK INSIDE THE CATERPILLAR. DRAG THE SILK OUT OF THE CATERPILLAR. THE CATERPILLAR BUILDS THE GORGEOUS CLOTHING. THE CLOTHING IS COMPOSED OF SILK. THE VOLCANO DOES EXIST IN THE CENTER OF THE FOREST. THE CATERPILLAR SHOWS HER CLOTHING TO THE VOLCANO. THE VOLCANO IS EXCITED BY THE GORGEOUS CLOTHING. THEREFORE THE ERUPTION OCCURS. LAVA FLOODS UP OUT OF THE VOLCANO. THE LAVA DROPS ONTO THE FOREST. THE FOREST IS DESTROYED. THE VOLCANO IS NOW SURROUNDED BY A DESERT. THE CATERPILLAR DEPOSITS HER CLOTHING IN THE CUPBOARD. THE CATERPILLAR IS HUNGRY BECAUSE THE FOREST IS GONE. THE HUNGRY CATERPILLAR MUST NOW ABANDON THE CUPBOARD TO SEARCH FOR FOOD. THE HEAD IS GUARDING THE CLOTHING WHILE THE CATERPILLAR IS AWAY. THE MOTH INVADES THE CUPBOARD. THE HEAD ORDERS THE MOTH TO EXIT THE CUPBOARD. THE MOTH IGNORES THE HEAD. THE MOTH IS NOW GOBBLING THE CLOTHING. THE HEAD SCREAMS. THE CATERPILLAR DOES HEAR THE SCREAMING HEAD. THE CATERPILLAR QUICKLY RETURNS TO THE CUPBOARD. THE CATERPILLAR WILL RESCUE HER FAVOURITE SOCK. THE CATERPILLAR CHOOSES TO HIDE THE SOCK IN THE MAZE. THE CATERPILLAR BRINGS THE SOCK INTO THE MAZE. THE MAZE IS COLD. THEREFORE THE CATERPILLAR CRAWLS INTO THE WARM SOCK. THE SOCK BECOMES A GORGEOUS COCOON. THE CATERPILLAR IS TRANSFORMED. THE RAT WILL TOSS THE MOUSE INTO THE MAZE. NOW THE MOUSE IS LOST IN THE MAZE. THE MOUSE FINDS THE COCOON. THE MOUSE NIBBLES THE COCOON OPEN. THE BUTTERFLY EMERGES FROM THE COCOON. THE BUTTERFLY DOES LIFT THE MOUSE OUT OF THE MAZE. THE MOTH FOLLOWS THE BUTTERFLY TOWARDS THE SUN. THE MOTH WILL FLUTTER INTO THE SUN. THE MOTH IS INCINERATED SO THE HEAD IS NOW LAUGHING. THE VOLCANO DOES EXIST IN THE CENTER OF THE DESERT. THE CAMEL DRINKS THE ENTIRE LAKE. THE CAMEL JOURNEYS TO THE VOLCANO. THE CAMEL VOMITS THE WATER INTO THE VOLCANO. THE LAUGHING HEAD ROLLS INTO THE VOLCANO. THE LAUGHTER DOES CAUSE THE ERUPTION OF THE VOLCANO. WATER FLOODS UP OUT OF THE VOLCANO. THE WATER SPRINKLES DOWN ONTO THE DESERT. THE DESERT BECOMES A FOREST.

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SUPER NURSE
THE PYRAMID IS FLOATING ON THE OCEAN. PEANUTS ARE GROWING ON THE PYRAMID. THE WOMAN AND THE METAL RADIO EXIST ON TOP OF THE PYRAMID. HORRIBLE MUSIC IS COMING OUT OF THE RADIO. THE WOMAN IS LISTENING TO THE MUSIC. THE MUSIC CAUSES THE WOMAN TO BECOME SICK. THE WOMAN VOMITS UNTIL HER STOMACH IS EMPTY. NOW THE PYRAMID IS COVERED IN VOMIT. THEREFORE THE PYRAMID IS SLIPPERY. THE RADIO SLIDES DOWN THE PYRAMID. THE RADIO SINKS INTO THE OCEAN AND PERISHES. THE FISHES TRANSFORM THE DEAD RADIO INTO A METAL TANK. THE TANK EMERGES FROM THE OCEAN. THE WOMAN IS HUNGRY AND BORED. THEREFORE THE WOMAN IS NOW EATING THE PEANUTS. THE PEANUT ESCAPES FROM THE WOMAN. THE PEANUT CLIMBS INTO THE TANK. THE PEANUT TRANSFORMS HER SHELL INTO A BULLET. THE PEANUT ORDERS THE TANK TO KILL THE WOMAN. THE TANK SHOOTS THE BULLET INTO THE WOMAN. THE WOMAN BLEEDS TO DEATH. THE PYRAMID HAS MAGICAL BANDAGES. THE PYRAMID WRAPS THE BANDAGES AROUND THE WOMAN. THE WOMAN IS RESURRECTED. THE WOMAN STRUGGLES OUT OF THE BANDAGES.

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BLAME THE TURKEY
THE SOULS ARE PEACEFUL AND PURE. THE MANURE IS SMELLY AND IMPURE. THEREFORE THE PRIESTESS IS KEEPING THE SOULS AWAY FROM THE MANURE. THE TURKEY IS HUNGRY. THEREFORE THE TURKEY MUST HUNT FOR WORMS. THE TURKEY IS DIGGING IN THE SMELLY MANURE. THE TURKEY FINDS A CHEST IN THE MANURE. THE TURKEY UNLOCKS THE CHEST. HUNDREDS OF GUNS COME OUT OF THE CHEST. THE GUNS ARE EAGER FOR WAR. THE TURKEY NOW OBTAINS HUNDREDS OF WORMS FROM THE MANURE. THE WORMS ARE FULL OF HATRED. THEREFORE THE WORMS HAVE A VILE FLAVOUR. THE TURKEY DOES TRY TO GOBBLE THE WORMS. HOWEVER THE TURKEY CANNOT TOLERATE THE FLAVOUR OF THE WORMS. THE TURKEY DUMPS THE WORMS INTO THE SOULS. THE WORMS ARE NOW TRAPPED INSIDE THE SOULS. THEREFORE THE SOULS ARE NASTY AND EAGER FOR WAR. NOW THE SOULS AND THE GUNS ARE HAVING A WAR. THE SOULS ARE TRYING TO STOMP ON THE GUNS. HOWEVER THE GUNS ARE DODGING THE SOULS. THE GUNS ARE SHOOTING BULLETS INTO THE SOULS. THEREFORE THE SOULS ARE FULL OF HOLES. THE PRIESTESS COMMANDS THE WORMS TO COME OUT OF THE SOULS. THE WORMS WILL SQUIRM OUT OF THE HOLES. NOW THE SOULS ARE NICE. THE PRIESTESS WILL SPRINKLE COMPASSION ONTO THE GUNS. THE GUNS QUIT SHOOTING. THE HATEFUL WORMS ARE NOW ABUSING THE PRIESTESS. THE PRIESTESS OPENS HER BOTTLE OF HOLY WATER. THE HOLY WATER WASHES HATRED OUT OF THE WORMS. NOW THE WORMS HAVE A PLEASANT FLAVOUR. THE TURKEY GOBBLES THE WORMS. THEREFORE THE TURKEY GROWS FATTER. THE CLUMBSY GUN PULLS HER TRIGGER BY ACCIDENT. THE BULLET ZOOMS OUT OF THE CLUMBSY GUN. THE TURKEY IS KILLED BY THE BULLET. THE SOULS AND THE PRIESTESS WILL CELEBRATE PEACE TOGETHER. THE TURKEY IS ROASTED AND EATEN DURING THE CELEBRATION.

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A BETTER TRACK
THE SHORT TRACK IS CIRCULAR. THE TRAIN IS MOVING ALONG THE SHORT TRACK. THE TRAIN BECOMES BORED OF MOVING IN CIRCLES. THE TRAIN HAS ONE EYE IN A SOCKET. THE TRAIN WILL SHUT HER EYE. NOW THE TRAIN IMAGINES A LONG EXCITING VOYAGE. THE TRAIN DOES NOT NEED HER EYE ANYMORE. THE EYE STRUGGLES OUT OF THE SOCKET. THE EYE BECOMES A PLANET. THE PLANET IS BLIND. THE FOREST DOES EXIST ON THE BLIND PLANET. THE BLIND PLANET BUMPS INTO THE SAW BY ACCIDENT. THE ANGRY SAW CUTS DOWN THE TALLEST TREES IN THE FOREST. NOW THE FOREST IS DEFEATED AND ASHAMED. THEREFORE THE FOREST SHRINKS INTO A BUNDLE OF STICKS. THE BLIND PLANET TOUCHES HERSELF. THE PLANET DOES NOTICE THAT HER FOREST IS GONE. THEREFORE THE PLANET IS WEEPING. THE DARKNESS IS ATTRACTED TO THE MISERABLE PLANET. NOW THE PLANET IS IN THE DARKNESS. THE SPIDER IS GUARDING THE BUNDLE OF STICKS ON THE DARK PLANET. THE MOTH IS LIVING ON THE DARK PLANET. THE MOTH IS THIRSTY FOR LIGHT. THE MOTH IS BRAVE ENOUGH TO APPROACH THE SPIDER. THE MOTH FLUTTERS HER WINGS. THE WINGS GENERATE A WIND. THE WIND BLOWS THE SPIDER AWAY. THE MOTH IGNITES THE STICKS. THE FIRE DOES NOW EXIST. THE MOTH DRINKS THE LIGHT FROM THE FIRE. THE MOTH IS NOURISHED BY THE LIGHT. THE MOTH GROWS INTO A HUGE KITE. THE KITE DOES LIFT THE TRAIN OFF THE SHORT CIRCULAR TRACK. THE KITE PUTS THE TRAIN DOWN ONTO THE LONG TRACK. NOW THE TRAIN IS IN THE MOOD FOR A VOYAGE. THE TRAIN WILL NEED ONE EYE TO APPRECIATE THE VOYAGE. THE TRAIN BEGS THE PLANET FOR HELP. THE PLANET WILL IMPLODE AND BECOMES A SMALL EYE. THE EYE RETURNS INTO THE SOCKET ON THE TRAIN. THE TRAIN WILL VOYAGE ALONG THE TRACK FOR SEVERAL YEARS. THE VOYAGE IS EXCITING.

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BATTLE BEFORE BEAUTY
THE HAGS ARE VERY OLD. THEREFORE THE HAGS ARE EXPECTING TO DIE SOON. THE GLASS TANK IS FULL OF HATRED. PUT THE PUNY ELBOW AND THE HAGS INTO THE TANK. THE HAGS INHALE MUCH HATRED. NOW THE HAGS ARE FIGHTING THE ELBOW INSIDE THE TANK. SOON THE ELBOW IS COVERED IN BRUISES. THE ELBOW ESCAPES FROM THE TANK. NOW THE HAGS ARE FIGHTING EACHOTHER. THE ELBOW WILL REST ON THE SOFA. THE ELBOW IS GAZING INTO THE TANK. THE ELBOW IS MUCH ENTERTAINED BY THE BATTLE OF THE HAGS. THE HAGS ARE QUITE FUNNY. THE ELBOW IS LAUGHING. THE LAUGHTER MAKES THE ELBOW MIGHTY. THE MIGHTY ELBOW SMASHES THE TANK TO END THE BATTLE. THE HATRED WILL QUICKLY DISAPPEAR. THE HAGS INHALE FRESH AIR AND BECOME FRIENDLY. FRAGMENTS OF GLASS NOW EXIST ON THE FLOOR. CHANGE ONE FRAGMENT INTO A DIAMOND. WEDGE THE DIAMOND INTO THE SKY. NOW THE HAGS ARE STANDING IN A CIRCLE FAR BELOW THE DIAMOND. THE HAGS JOIN THEIR HANDS TOGETHER AND WORSHIP THE DIAMOND. THE HAGS BECOME A GOLDEN RING. THE RING IS FAR BELOW THE DIAMOND. THE RING IS BOOMING. THE HAND ADMIRES THE BOOMING RING. THE HAND WEARS THE RING. THE RING MAKES THE HAND POWERFUL. NOW THE POWERFUL HAND IS SHAKING THE SKY. THE SKY DROPS THE DIAMOND. THE DIAMOND FALLS ONTO THE RING. THE DIAMOND HAS A WONDERFUL FLAVOUR. THE RING KEEPS THE DIAMOND FOREVER.

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THE RETURN OF KINDNESS
THE WOMAN IS WORSHIPPING A TREE IN THE MAGICAL FOREST. THE GRATEFUL TREE QUICKLY GROWS A PLUM AND A BANANA FOR THE WOMAN. THE PLUM IS FULL OF MAGIC BUT THE BANANA IS ORDINARY. THE WOMAN DOES PLUCK THE TWO FRUITS OFF THE TREE. THE WOMAN DEVOURS THE PLUM. THE PLUM IS EXTREMELY TASTY. THE WOMAN IS NOW DIGESTING THE PLUM. MAGIC GUSHES OUT OF THE PLUM. THE MAGIC MIGRATES INTO THE HEART OF THE WOMAN. THE FRIDGE CONFISCATES THE BANANA FROM THE WOMAN. NOW THE BANANA IS INSIDE THE FRIDGE. THE WOMAN WANTS THE BANANA. THE WOMAN FORCES THE FRIDGE OPEN. THE ICY WIND COMES OUT OF THE FRIDGE. THE WOMAN IS FROZEN BY THE WIND. THE MAGICAL HEART DOES EXIST INSIDE THE FROZEN WOMAN. MAGIC IS KEEPING THE HEART WARM AND ALIVE. THE AXE WILL CHOP THE HEART OUT OF THE FROZEN WOMAN. THE HEART BECOMES A MAGICAL GNOME. THE AXE IS NOW CHOPPING TREES DOWN IN THE FOREST. THE GNOME IS MENDING THE TREES BY USING MAGIC. THE AXE WILL NOTICE THE GNOME. THE AXE IS TRYING TO SLAY THE GNOME. PUT THE GNOME INTO THE CABINET. THE CABINET IS INDESTRUCTIBLE. THE AXE OBSERVES THE GNOME IN THE CABINET. THE AXE WILL TRY TO BUST INTO THE CABINET. THE AXE IS NOW STRIKING THE CABINET. THE AXE BECOMES BLUNT. THE BLUNT AXE CANNOT CHOP THE TREES ANYMORE. THEREFORE THE FOREST IS SAFE.

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THE HELPFUL ENEMY
THE ASTRONAUT IS LOST IN THE DARK SPACE. THE ASTRONAUT HAS NOT ENOUGH AIR. THEREFORE THE ASTRONAUT IS SUFFOCATING. THE SUN IS LAUGHING AT THE DYING ASTRONAUT. THE HEAD IS SAD BECAUSE THE ASTRONAUT IS DYING. MUCH WATER COMES OUT OF THE WEEPING HEAD. THE WATER DOES GREET THE DRY WELL. THE WATER IS INVITED INTO THE WELL. THE WATER FLOWS INTO THE WELL. THE HEAD WISHES TO DROWN HERSELF. THE HEAD THROWS HERSELF INTO THE WELL. HOWEVER THE HEAD FAILS TO DROWN. THE HEAD IS NOW FLOATING ON THE WATER IN THE WELL. THE HEAD IS COLD AND MISERABLE. THE WELL WANTS THE HEAD TO BE WARM AND CHEERFUL. THE WELL DONATES HER WATER TO A RAINBOW. THE RAINBOW SWALLOWS THE WATER AND DISAPPEARS. THE WELL BECOMES A ROCKET. THE ROCKET BRINGS THE HEAD INTO THE LAUGHING SUN. THE HEAD FORGETS ABOUT THE DYING ASTRONAUT. THE HEAD BECOMES WARM AND CHEERFUL. THE HEAD IS SMILING. THE SMILE CAUSES THE RAINBOW TO APPEAR ABOVE THE SUN. WATER IS GUSHING OUT OF THE RAINBOW. THE WATER IS GUSHING INTO THE SUN. THE WATER CONQUERS THE LAUGHING SUN. THEREFORE THE SUN WILL IMPLODE. THE IMPLODING SUN BECOMES A GLOWING MANGO. THE ASTRONAUT GOBBLES THE MANGO. NOW THE ASTRONAUT IS GLOWING. THEREFORE THE ROCKET NOTICES THE ASTRONAUT. THE ROCKET APPROACHES THE ASTRONAUT. THE ASTRONAUT IS ALLOWED INTO THE ROCKET. THE ROCKET IS FULL OF AIR. THE ASTRONAUT NOW HAS PLENTY OF AIR. THEREFORE THE ASTRONAUT WILL SURVIVE.

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FREEDOM EFFORT
THE HAG DWELLS IN THE MANSION. THE MANSION IS INFESTED BY RATS. THE CANDY LURES THE CHILD INTO THE MANSION. THE DUNGEON DOES EXIST UNDERNEATH THE MANSION. THE HAG DRAGS THE CHILD INTO THE DUNGEON. THE HAG WISHES TO KEEP THE CHILD IN THE DUNGEON. THEREFORE THE HAG SLIPS THE BONDAGE RING ONTO THE CHILD. THE BONDAGE RING FORCES THE CHILD TO STAY IN THE DUNGEON. THE GRASSY CHAMBER DOES EXIST IN THE DUNGEON. THE COW AND THE BULL ARE DWELLING IN THE GRASSY CHAMBER. THE HAG COMMANDS THE CHILD TO EXTRACT MILK FROM THE COW EVERY MORNING. THE BONDAGE RING FORCES THE CHILD TO OBEY THE HAG. THE KITTEN HAS THE MILK FOR BREAKFAST EVERY MORNING. THE MILK DOES ENERGIZE THE KITTEN. THE ENERGETIC KITTEN MUST HUNT AND SLAY RATS EVERY DAY. THE CHILD WISHES FOR FREEDOM AFTER MONTHS OF SLAVERY. THE CHILD MUST BE STRONG TO REMOVE THE RING OF BONDAGE. THE CHILD EXPLORES THE DUNGEON. THE CHILD FINDS THE SUN CHAMBER. THE CHILD ALSO FINDS A LADDER. THE CHILD WILL CARRY THE LADDER INTO THE SUN CHAMBER. THE CHILD GOBBLES THE CANDY. THE CANDY MAKES THE CHILD ENERGETIC. NOW THE CHILD MAY CLIMB THE LADDER. THE CHILD GROWS STRONGER AS SHE CLIMBS HIGHER. THE CHILD EVENTUALLY REACHES THE SUN. THE CHILD WILL SIP THE SUN. NOW THE CHILD IS FULL OF LIGHT. THE CHILD CLIMBS DOWN THE LADDER. THE CHILD FINDS THE DOOR. THE STRONG CHILD IS NOT STRONG ENOUGH TO OPEN THE DOOR. THE CHILD RETURNS TO THE GRASSY CHAMBER. THE CHILD IS NOW STARING AT THE BULL. THE CHILD OPENS HER MOUTH. LIGHT SHINES OUT OF THE MOUTH. THE LIGHT SHINES INTO THE EYES OF THE BULL. THE LIGHT DOES HORRIFY THE BULL. THE BULL GALLOPS AWAY FROM THE CHILD. THE GALLOPING BULL BARGES THROUGH THE DOOR. NOW THE STRONG CHILD REMOVES THE BONDAGE RING. THE CHILD STROLLS THROUGH THE BROKEN DOOR. NOW THE CHILD IS IN THE MANSION. THE CHILD SNEAKS AWAY FROM THE MANSION. NOW THE CHILD IS FREE.

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THE FRIEND IS REQUIRED FOR TRANSFORMATION
THE MUDDY ELEPHANT AND THE CHUBBY SPARROW ARE FRIENDS. THE SPARROW WISHES TO VISIT THE CLOUDS. HOWEVER THE CHUBBY SPARROW IS TOO HEAVY FOR FLYING. THE ELEPHANT DECIDES TO HELP THE SPARROW. THE ELEPHANT BEGINS CONFISCATING FOOD FROM THE SPARROW. THE STARVING SPARROW CATCHES A BUG FOR DINNER. THE BUG IS CONFISCATED. THE ELEPHANT IS COVERED IN THICK MUD. THE ELEPHANT HIDES THE BUG IN THE MUD. THE BUG DROWNS IN THE MUD. THE VILE GAS COMES OUT OF THE DEAD BUG. NOW THE MUD STINKS. THE REEKING ELEPHANT IS ASHAMED OF HERSELF. THEREFORE THE ELEPHANT MUST LEAVE THE SPARROW. THE ELEPHANT JOURNEYS TO THE ARCH. WATER IS SPILLING OUT OF THE ARCH. THE MUDDY ELEPHANT HAS A SHOWER UNDER THE ARCH. THE MUD IS WASHED OFF THE ELEPHANT. THE CLEAN ELEPHANT RETURNS TO THE SPARROW. NOW THE SPARROW DOES NOT RECOGNIZE THE ELEPHANT. THE ELEPHANT HAS A TRUNK FOR TOUCHING THINGS. NOW THE ELEPHANT IS TOUCHING THE SPARROW. THE SPARROW IS ANNOYED AND AFRAID BECAUSE SHE THINKS THE EEPHANT IS A STRANGER. THE SPARROW SUMMONS THE PROPELLOR TO BLOW THE ELEPHANT AWAY. HOWEVER THE PROPELLOR CANNOT BUDGE THE HEAVY ELEPHANT. THE SPINNING PROPELLOR CHOPS THE TRUNK OFF THE ELEPHANT. THE TRUNK IS TRANSFORMED INTO NUMEROUS WORMS. THE SPARROW GOBBLES THE WORMS. THE SPARROW BECOMES MORE CHUBBY. NOW THE SPARROW IS VERY HEAVY. THE ELEPHANT IS SAD BECAUSE HER TRUNK IS GONE. THEREFORE THE ELEPHANT IS WEEPING. LARGE TEARS ARE DRIPPING OUT OF THE ELEPHANT. THE PROPELLOR OBSERVES THE PATHETIC ELEPHANT. THE PROPELLOR IS NOW GUILTY AND SORRY FOR THE ELEPHANT. THE GUILTY PROPELLOR BECOMES MOTIONLESS FOR THE SAFETY OF ANIMALS. THE WEEPING ELEPHANT GRADUALLY BECOMES DEHYDRATED AND THIRSTY. THE THIRSTY ELEPHANT DRINKS PETROL THROUGH A STRAW. THE PETROL CHANGES THE ELEPHANT INTO A POWERFUL ENGINE. THE SPARROW PRODUCES ONE EGG. THE SPARROW WISHES TO KEEP HER EGG WARM. THE CHUBBY SPARROW SITS ON HER EGG. THE EGG IS BROKEN BY THE HEAVY SPARROW. THE AIRPLANE WILL GLIDE OUT OF THE EGG. THE AIRPLANE IS DISABLED BECAUSE SHE IS MISSING TWO BITS. THE AIRPLANE REQUIRES ONE ENGINE AND ONE PROPELLOR. INSTALL THE POWERFUL ENGINE INSIDE THE AIRPLANE. ATTACH THE PROPELLOR TO THE AIRPLANE. THE SPARROW ENTERS THE AIRPLANE. THE SPARROW ORDERS THE PROPELLOR TO SPIN. HOWEVER THE PROPELLOR WILL NOT SPIN ANYMORE. THE SPARROW COMMANDS THE ENGINE TO WORK. NOW THE ENGINE IS SPINNING THE PROPELLOR SO THE AIRPLANE IS MOVING. THE SPARROW WILL GUIDE THE AIRPLANE UPWARDS INTO THE CLOUDS. THE SPARROW BECOMES A DOVE.

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MATURE OR IMMATURE?
THE GIRL OWNS THE PLASTIC DOLL. THE GIRL ENJOYS DRESSING AND UNDRESSING HER DOLL. THE DOLL WISHES TO ESCAPE FROM THE GIRL. THE NAKED DOLL CLIMBS ONTO THE BIRD. THE DOLL IS NOW RIDING THE BIRD AWAY FROM THE GIRL. THE NAKED DOLL IS COLD. THEREFORE THE DOLL RIDES THE BIRD UPWARD TOWARDS THE SUN. THE PLASTIC DOLL WILL BE MELTED BY THE SUN. THE DOLL BECOMES A PUDDLE. THEREFORE THE NASTY SUN IS LAUGHING. THE GIRL IS BECOMING DEPRESSED BECAUSE HER DOLL IS GONE. HAPPINESS OOZES OUT OF THE GIRL. CHANGE THE HAPPINESS INTO A SPRING. THE GUN IS DISABLED BECAUSE SHE IS MISSING A SPRING. INSTALL THE SPRING INSIDE THE GUN. NOW THE GUN IS CAPABLE OF SHOOTING. THE GIRL BLAMES THE SUN FOR DESTROYING THE DOLL. THE GIRL WANTS THE SUN TO BLEED AND SUFFER. THE GIRL WILL INSERT A PURPLE GRAPE INTO THE GUN. THE GUN SHOOTS THE GRAPE AT THE SUN. THE SUN WILL DRY THE GRAPE. THE GRAPE BECOMES A SULTANA. THE GIRL IS LOOKING AT THE SUN. THE GIRL HAS HER MOUTH OPEN. THE SULTANA FALLS INTO THE MOUTH OF THE GIRL. THE GIRL SWALLOWS THE SULTANA. THEREFORE THE GIRL QUICKLY BECOMES A HAG. THE HAG IS COVERED IN WRINKLES. THE HAG IS ASHAMED OF HER WRINKED FACE. THE HAG FINDS THE PUDDLE. THE HAG MANUFACTURES A PLASTIC MASK BY RESHAPING THE PUDDLE. THE HAG WEARS THE MASK.

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ENOUGH
THE WOMAN LOVES CHILDREN. THE WOMAN IS UNHAPPY BECAUSE SHE HAS NO CHILDREN. THE CHILDREN ARE PLAYING WITH A KITE IN THE WIND. THE WOMAN IS FORBIDDEN TO PLAY WITH THE CHILDREN.
THE WOMAN NEEDS TO BE WITH THE CHILDREN. THE WOMAN CLIMBS ONTO HER COMFORTABLE MATTRESS. THE WOMAN IS NOW THINKING OF A WAY TO ACCOMPLISH UNITY. THOUGHTS ARE DANCING IN THE MIND OF THE WOMAN. THE THOUGHTS SOAK INTO THE MATTRESS. THE MATTRESS BECOMES INTELLIGENT. NOW THE WOMAN AND THE MATTRESS ARE CHATTING TOGETHER. THE WOMAN MENTIONS HER PROBLEM TO THE MATTRESS. THE MATTRESS DOES ADVISE THE WOMAN TO BECOME A TEACHER. THE WOMAN FOLLOWS THE ADVICE. NOW THE WOMAN IS A TEACHER. THE TEACHER HAS THE POWER TO MANIPULATE CHILDREN. THE TEACHER WILL CONFISCATE THE KITE. THE TEACHER WILL FORCE THE CHILDREN INTO THE SCHOOL. NOW THE TEACHER AND THE CHILDREN ARE TOGETHER IN THE SCHOOL. THE TEACHER IS LOVING THE COMPANY OF THE CHILDREN. THE WIND COMES INTO THE SCHOOL. THE WIND BLOWS THE CLOTHING OFF THE TEACHER. THE CHILDREN ARE LAUGHING AT THE NAKED TEACHER. THEREFORE THE TEACHER IS EMBARRASSED. THE TEACHER WILL RETREAT INTO HER BEDROOM. NOW THE NAKED TEACHER IS WEEPING ON HER MATTRESS. THE MATTRESS DOES ADVISE THE TEACHER TO BOUNCE. NOW THE TEACHER IS BOUNCING ON THE MATTRESS. THE TEACHER IS NOW LAUGHING WITH SATISFACTION. THE TEACHER WILL NOW REALIZE THAT SHE DOES NOT NEED CHILDREN. THE TEACHER WILL RESIGN AND BECOME A NORMAL WOMAN AGAIN.

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LIVING FOR FUN
THE GRUB IS AFRAID OF THE BIRD. THEREFORE THE GRUB LIVES UNDERGROUND. THE BIRD SNATCHES THE CROWN FROM THE QUEEN. THE BIRD SHRINKS THE CROWN. NOW THE BIRD IS WEARING THE TINY CROWN. THEREFORE EVERYBODY SHOULD OBEY THE BIRD. THE BIRD COMMANDS THE SPADE TO SEARCH FOR THE GRUB. THE SPADE DIGS THE PIT BUT THE GRUB IS NOT FOUND. THE SKUNK AND QUEEN ARE FRIENDS. THE SKUNK WANTS TO BE THE ONLY FRIEND OF THE QUEEN. THEREFORE THE SKUNK SPRAYS VILE GAS ONTO THE QUEEN. NOW THE QUEEN IS SMELLY AND REPULSIVE. THE QUEEN TELLS THE SKUNK TO FETCH THE CROWN. THE SKUNK DOES CHASE THE BIRD TOWARDS THE PIT. THE BIRD IS NOW HOVERING OVER THE PIT. THE SKUNK WILL TRY TO POUNCE ON THE BIRD. THE BIRD DODGES THE SKUNK. THE SKUNK FALLS INTO THE PIT. THE SKUNK PERISHES IN THE PIT. THE DEAD SKUNK BEGINS TO ROT AND REEK. THE PIT TRANSFORMES THE ROTTING SKUNK INTO A REEKING BOULDER. THE BOULDER IS ALIVE. THE BOULDER IS EJECTED FROM THE PIT. NOW THE BOULDER WILL ROLL EVERYWHERE IN SEARCH OF THE QUEEN. PEOPLE WILL NOT GO NEAR THE SMELLY QUEEN. THEREFORE THE QUEEN IS LONELY AND BORED. THE QUEEN WONDERS ABOUT WAYS TO HAVE FUN. THE QUEEN THINKS A CAR MIGHT BE FUN. THE QUEEN SUMMONS HER CROWN. THE CROWN ABANDONS THE BIRD AND RETURNS TO THE QUEEN. THE CROWN IS VALUABLE. THE QUEEN WANTS TO SWAP HER CROWN FOR A SPEEDY CAR. HOWEVER THE QUEEN CANNOT FIND ANY CARS. THEREFORE THE QUEEN IS VERY DEPRESSED. THE QUEEN BECOMES SUICIDAL. THE QUEEN IS INTENDING TO KILL HERSELF BY FALLING INTO THE PIT. PUT THE FENCE AROUND THE PIT TO SAVE THE QUEEN. NOW THE QUEEN CANNOT DIE. THEREFORE THE QUEEN MUST WAIT FOR DAYS IN DEPRESSION. THE REEKING BOULDER FINDS THE QUEEN. THE BOULDER WILL GREET THE LONELY QUEEN. THE QUEEN CUDDLES THE BOULDER. THE CUDDLE DOES CAUSE THE BOULDER TO BECOME SOFT. THE QUEEN MAKES THE REEKING THRONE BY RESHAPING THE BOULDER. THE QUEEN TRANSFORMS HER CROWN INTO WHEELS. THE QUEEN ATTACHES THE WHEELS TO THE THRONE. THE QUEEN COMMANDS THE THRONE TO ZOOM. HOWEVER THE THRONE DOES NOT OBEY THE QUEEN BECAUSE THE QUEEN HAS NO CROWN. THE QUEEN NEEDS A HORSE TO DRAG THE THRONE. THE QUEEN WILL TRY TO GRAB THE HORSE. HOWEVER THE HORSE IS REPELLED BY THE SMELLY QUEEN. THE QUEEN REQUIRES PERFUME TO ATTRACT THE HORSE. THE QUEEN FINDS A SECRET COMPARTMENT INSIDE THE THRONE. THE BOTTLE OF PERFUME IS IN THE COMPARTMENT. THE QUEEN IS NOW WEARING THE PERFUME. THEREFORE THE HORSE APPROACHES THE QUEEN. NOW THE QUEEN MAY GRAB THE HORSE. THE QUEEN BRINGS THE HORSE TO THE THRONE. THE HORSE IS NOW CONNECTED TO THE REEKING THRONE BY A SHORT CHAIN. NOW THE QUEEN CLIMBS ONTO THE THRONE. THE HORSE IS REVOLTED BY THE SMELL OF THE THRONE. THE HORSE IS TRYING TO GALLOP AWAY FROM THE REEKING THRONE. THEREFORE THE HORSE IS DRAGGING THE THRONE RAPIDLY. THE QUEEN IS NOW JOYFUL BECAUSE THE ZOOMING THRONE IS FUN.

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THE MIGHTY ROBBER
THE YARD IS COMPOSED OF DRY DIRT. THE CUBBY DOES EXIST IN THE MIDDLE OF THE YARD. THE CHILD IS ASLEEP IN THE CUBBY. THE CUBBY HAS ONE WINDOW. THE SUNLIGHT COMES THROUGH THE WINDOW EARLY IN THE MORNING. THE CHILD IS AWOKEN BY THE SUNLIGHT. THE CHILD CLIMBS OUT OF HER CUBBY. GIVE THE TOY TO THE CHILD. THE CHILD IS NOW PLAYING WITH HER TOY IN THE YARD. SOON THE CHILD MUST QUIT PLAYING AND HAVE LUNCH. THE CHILD TAKES THE SANDWICH OUT OF THE LUNCHBOX. THE CHILD PUTS HER TOY INTO THE LUNCHBOX. THE LUNCHBOX DOES PROMISE TO GUARD THE TOY. THE CHILD IS NOW CONSUMING THE SANDWICH. THE SANDWICH IS FULL OF HOT MUSTARD. THE MUSTARD IS PAINFUL. THEREFORE THE CHILD IS FROWNING AND CRYING. THE TEARS ARE FLOWING INTO THE DIRT. THE DIRT YARD IS NOW MOIST AND FERTILE. THE TALL GRASS IS NOW GROWING IN THE YARD. THE GRASS IS COVERING THE WINDOW OF THE CUBBY. THEREFORE THE CUBBY IS FULL OF DARKNESS. THE CHILD FINISHES HER SANDWICH. THE CHILD WISHES TO HAVE A SLEEP IN THE AFTERNOON. THE CHILD IS NOW SLEEPING IN THE DARKNESS INSIDE THE CUBBY. THE LUNCH BOX IS GUARDING THE TOY WHILE THE CHILD IS ASLEEP. THE PUNY KANGAROO BEGS THE LUNCHBOX TO OPEN. HOWEVER THE LUNCHBOX WILL NOT OPEN HERSELF. THE PUNY KANGAROO WILL TRY TO OPEN THE LUNCHBOX. THE KANGAROO FAILS TO OPEN THE LUNCHBOX. THE KANGAROO WILL TRY TO DEVOUR THE TALL GRASS INSTEAD. THE TALL GRASS NEEDS TO DEFEND HERSELF. THEREFORE THE GRASS WHIPS THE KANGAROO. THE KANGAROO DOES RETREAT AWAY FROM THE YARD. THE KANGAROO GRABS A MOWER OUT OF HER POUCH. THE KANGAROO TELLS THE MOWER TO CONQUER THE GRASS QUIETLY. THE MOWER QUIETLY CHOPS THE GRASS DOWN. NOW THE GRASS IS DEAD AND HARMLESS. THE PUNY KANGAROO DEVOURS THE GRASS. THE GRASS NOURISHES THE KANGAROO. THE KANGAROO BECOMES A POWERFUL KICKER. THE KANGAROO KICKS THE LUNCHBOX UNTIL THE LUNCHBOX IS BROKEN. THE KANGAROO MAY NOW OPEN THE LUNCHBOX. THE KANGAROO SNATCHES THE TOY OUT OF THE LUNCHBOX. THE TOY IS NOW INSIDE THE POUCH OF THE KANGAROO. THE KANGAROO HOPS AWAY WITH THE TOY.

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SLUMBERING AGAIN
THE TREE IS SWAYING. THE CRADLE IS STUCK IN THE BRANCHES OF THE TREE. THE INFANT IS SLUMBERING IN THE CRADLE. HELL DOES EXIST UNDERNEATH THE TREE. EVIL SOAKS INTO THE ROOTS OF THE TREE. THEREFORE THE TREE BECOMES EVIL. THE KOALA IS CLINGING TO THE EVIL TREE. THE KOALA IS GOBBLING LEAVES OFF THE TREE. THE LEAVES MAKE THE KOALA EVIL. THE EVIL KOALA SCRATCHES THE FACE OF THE INFANT. THE INFANT IS AWOKEN. NOW THE INFANT HAS A MUTILATED FACE. NOBODY FEEDS THE INFANT BECAUSE THE INFANT IS TOO UGLY. THEREFORE THE INFANT IS VERY HUNGRY. THE INFANT HAS A GROWLING STOMACH. THE KOALA IS AFRAID OF THE GROWLING STOMACH. THE KOALA STAYS AWAY FROM THE INFANT. THE EVIL TREE DOES NOT WANT THE INFANT. THE EVIL TREE WILL CURSE THE CRADLE. THE CRADLE IS BROKEN INTO SPLINTERS BY THE CURSE. THE INFANT FALLS OUT OF THE TREE. THE INFANT BUILDS THE SPEAR BY ENLARGING ONE SPLINTER. THE INFANT THROWS THE SPEAR AT THE KOALA. THE SPEAR IS NOW STUCK IN THE KOALA. THE DYING KOALA IS CRYING. THE TEARS SOAK INTO THE FUR OF THE KOALA. NOW THE FUR IS WET. SOON THE KOALA IS DEAD. THE INFANT MAKES THE DEAD KOALA INTO A DINNER AND A RUG. THE INFANT DEVOURS THE DINNER. NOW THE INFANT WISHES TO SLEEP AND DIGEST THE DINNER. THE INFANT IS LYING ON THE RUG. THE RUG IS WET SO THE INFANT IS COLD. THE COLD INFANT IS UNCOMFORTABLE SO SHE CANNOT SLEEP. THE AXE WISHES TO CONVERT THE EVIL TREE. THE EVIL TREE IS CONVERTED INTO ONE STUMP AND PLENTY OF TIMBER. THE EVIL STUMP MUST BE ISOLATED. BUILD THE WOODEN FENCE BY RESHAPING THE TIMBER. PUT THE FENCE AROUND THE EVIL STUMP. THE STUMP IS NOW LONELY. THE STUMP WISHES FOR THE COMPANY OF DEVILS. THEREFORE THE STUMP BURROWS DOWNWARDS INTO HELL. THE STUMP IS NOW BURNING IN HELL. THE RED PILL IS EJECTED FROM THE BURNING STUMP. THE INFANT SUMMONS THE PILL. THE PILL DOES EXIT HELL. THE PILL MIGRATES UP TO THE INFANT. THE INFANT SWALLOWS THE RED PILL. THE PILL WARMS THE BODY OF THE INFANT. THE INFANT IS NOW SLUMBERING ON THE RUG.

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THE VANITY OF RETIREMENT
THE ANT IS ALWAYS WORKING. THEREFORE THE ANT IS MUSCULAR. THE ANT IS BUILDING HILLS. HOWEVER THE HILLS ARE CRUMBLING INTO NOTHING. THE ANT IS FRUSTRATED. THEREFORE THE ANT WISHES TO RETIRE AND RELAX. THE ANT MANUFACTURES THE ROBOT. THE ROBOT MUST WORK FOR THE ANT. PUT THE POWERFUL BATTERY INTO THE ROBOT. NOW THE ROBOT IS HYPERACTIVE. THE ANT COMMANDS THE ROBOT TO BUILD A HILL. THE ROBOT QUICKLY BUILDS A MOUNTAIN. THE ROBOT IS DANCING AND LEAPING ON THE MOUNTAIN TOP. THE CLIFF DOES EXIST NEAR THE DANCING ROBOT. THEREFORE THE ROBOT IS IN DANGER. THE CLIFF WANTS TO MAKE THE ROBOT SAFE. THE CLIFF WRAPS THE WIRE AROUND THE ROBOT. NOW THE ROBOT IS IMMOBILIZED BY THE WIRE. THE ROBOT DESIRES TO BE FREE. THEREFORE THE ROBOT IS STRUGGLING AND OVERHEATING. THE ROBOT WILL MELT INTO A SILVER PUDDLE. THE PUDDLE BECOMES A SILVER MIRROR ON THE MOUNTAIN TOP. THE ANT IS RELAXING IN THE SHADOW OF THE MOUNTAIN. THE BOW THINKS THE ANT IS LAZY. THE BOW DOES CHOOSE TO PUNISH THE ANT. THE BOW SHOOTS THE ARROW AT THE ANT. THE ANT CATCHES THE ARROW. THE STRONG ANT WILL BEND THE ARROW. THE BENT ARROW IS PERVERTED. THE PERVERTED ARROW WANTS TO MAKE THE ANT VAIN. ANT FOLLOWS THE ARROW TO THE MOUNTAIN TOP. THE ANT FINDS THE SILVER MIRROR. THE ANT IS BEGINS LOOKING AT HER MUSCLES IN THE MIRROR. NOW THE ANT IS VAIN.

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THE ACCIDENTAL REVENGE
THE SUN IS ALWAYS SHINING ONTO THE HUGE GARDEN. THE BUILDING IS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GARDEN. THE BUILDING IS COMPOSED OF NUMEROUS PINK BRICKS. THE BUILDING HAS LARGE WINDOWS. THEREFORE THE ENTIRE BUILDING IS ILLUMINATED BY SUNLIGHT. THE BLACK BRICK IS DWELLING INSIDE THE BUILDING. THE BLACK BRICK LOVES HER BUILDING. THE BAT IS ALSO DWELLING INSIDE THE BUILDING. THE BUILDING IS TOO BRIGHT FOR THE BAT. THEREFORE THE BAT DISLIKES THE BUILDING. THE GARDEN THINKS THE PINK BUILDING IS UGLY. THE GARDEN WISHES TO BE PRETTY. THEREFORE THE GARDEN DEMOLISHES THE BUILDING. NOW THE BLACK BRICK IS ANGRY. THE GARDEN CARES MUCH ABOUT THE BAT. THEREFORE THE GARDEN WISHES TO ESTABLISH A CAVE FOR THE BAT. THE GARDEN BUILDS THE CAVE BY ASSEMBLING THE PINK BRICKS. THE CAVE IS HIDDEN UNDERNEATH THE GARDEN. THE BAT IS INVITED INTO THE CAVE. HOWEVER THE BLACK BRICK IS NOT ALLOWED IN THE CAVE. NOW THE GARDEN THINKS SHE IS PRETTY AND KIND. THE GARDEN IS PROUD OF HERSELF SO SHE CELEBRATES BY DRINKING SOME WATER FROM THE HOSE. THE WATER HELPS ONE FLOWER TO GROW IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GARDEN. THE GARDEN DOES CHOOSE TO DONATE THE FLOWER TO THE BAT. THE GARDEN UPROOTS HER FLOWER. THE GARDEN PUTS THE FLOWER IS INTO THE VASE. THE GARDEN MOVES THE VASE DOWN INTO THE CAVE. THE VASE IS FULL OF LOVE. THE LOVE IS KEEPING THE FLOWER PRETTY. THE BAT DOES ENJOY SNIFFING THE FLOWER. NOW THE BAT IS HAPPY. THE BAT IS GIGGLING. THE BLACK BRICK OVERHEARS THE BAT GIGGLING. THE BLACK BRICK BECOMES JEALOUS AND SAVAGE. THE SAVAGE BRICK INVADES THE CAVE. THE SAVAGE BRICK SMASHES THE VASE. THE LOVE DOES VANISH. NOW THE FLOWER HATES THE BLACK BRICK. HATRED TRANSFORMS THE FLOWER INTO ONE UGLY WEED. THE WEED IS NOW SEEKING A SUNNY HOME. THE WEED WILL RISE OUT OF THE CAVE. THE WEED ENCOUNTERS THE GARDEN. THE WEED IS REJECTED BY THE GARDEN. THEREFORE THE WEED IS WEEPING. TOXIC TEARS ARE COMING OUT OF THE WEED. THE WEED SPRINKLES HER TEARS ONTO THE GARDEN. THE TOXIC TEARS TRANSFORM THE GARDEN INTO A DESERT.

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LIBERTY OF SADNESS
THE GERM IS BIG AND FILTHY. THE GERM OWNS THE GORGEOUS WOMAN. THE GERM IS KEEPING THE WOMAN ON A CHAIN. THE GERM DOES KISS THE WOMAN. THE KISS MAKES THE WOMAN SICK. THE SICKNESS IS FIGHTING THE WOMAN. THE FIGHT MAKES THE WOMAN TOUGH. THE WOMAN OVERCOMES THE SICKNESS. THE WOMAN DOES NOT WANT TO BE KISSED AGAIN BY THE GERM. THEREFORE THE WOMAN MUST MAKE HERSELF REPULSIVE. THE WOMAN CONSUMES MUCH FOOD. NOW THE WOMAN IS FAT. THE GERM DOES NOT ADMIRE THE WOMAN ANYMORE. THE CHAIN IS BROKEN BY THE THE GERM. NOW THE WOMAN IS FREE. THE FAT WOMAN IS LOOKING FOR A CLEAN LOVER. HOWEVER NOBODY WANTS THE FAT WOMAN. NOW THE FAT WOMAN IS LONELY. THE WOMAN DOES BECOME SUICIDAL. THE WOMAN POKES THE GUN INTO HER MOUTH. THE WOMAN PULLS THE TRIGGER ON THE GUN. THE GUN SHOOTS A BULLET INTO THE MOUTH OF THE WOMAN. THE BULLET IS HARMLESS BECAUSE THE WOMAN IS TOUGH. THE BULLET HAS A NICE FLAVOUR. THE WOMAN SUCKS THE TASTY BULLET. THE BULLET CHANGES THE FAT WOMAN INTO A SPEEDY RUNNER. THE WOMAN IS NOW SLIM AND GORGEOUS. THEREFORE THE GERM ADMIRES THE WOMAN AGAIN. THE GERM IS CHASING THE WOMAN. THE WOMAN IS FASTER THAN THE GERM. THEREFORE THE WOMAN ESCAPES FROM THE GERM. THE GORGEOUS WOMAN WILL FIND A CLEAN LOVER.

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A DONATION OF BLOOD
THE ALIEN DOES HATE WOMEN. THE ALIEN IS HOLDING THE AXE TO SCARE WOMEN AWAY. THE ALIEN IS CURIOUS ABOUT FRUIT. THE ALIEN WISHES TO EXPERIENCE EATING A FRUIT. THE TREE HAS NO LEAVES. HOWEVER A SINGLE FRUIT IS GROWING ON THE TREE. THE TREE IS GROWING IN THE SOIL. THE SOIL IS FULL OF COURAGE. THE TREE SUCKS COURAGE OUT OF THE SOIL. NOW THE TREE IS BRAVE. THE TREE STRUGGLES OUT OF THE SOIL. THE TREE APPROACHES THE ALIEN AND THE AXE. THE TREE WISHES TO ENTERTAIN THE ALIEN AND THE AXE. NOW THE TREE IS DANCING. THE ALIEN IS GRATEFUL FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT. THEREFORE THE ALIEN WISHES TO SOMEHOW REPAY THE TREE. THE TREE IS SHAKING HERSELF WHILE SHE DANCES. THE FRUIT IS SHAKEN OFF THE TREE. THE FRUIT WISHES TO SURVIVE AND MAKE ART. THEREFORE THE FRUIT IS NOW WEARING A RESPECTABLE SUIT. THE FRUIT IS RESPECTED BY THE ALIEN. THEREFORE THE ALIEN WILL NOT EAT THE FRUIT. THE FRUIT DOES A PAINTING OF WOMEN. THE ALIEN HATES THE PAINTING. THE ALIEN DOES USE THE AXE TO CHOP THE PAINTING. RED PAINT GUSHES OUT OF THE PAINTING. THE AXE IS NOW COVERED IN RED PAINT. THE RED PAINT CAUSES THE AXE TO BECOME SAVAGE. THE AXE CHOPS THE HEAD OFF THE ALIEN. GREEN BLOOD GUSHES OUT OF THE ALIEN. THE TREE GUZZLES THE GREEN BLOOD. THE TREE IS NOURISHED BY THE BLOOD. THEREFORE LEAVES GROW ON THE TREE.

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UNDRESS AND DRESS
THE BANANA IS LAUGHING AT THE ELEPHANT. THE ELEPHANT IS TRYING TO TRAMPLE THE BANANA. THE BANANA IS HARD SO SHE IS IMPOSSIBLE TO SQUASH. THE ELEPHANT DETACHES THE TUSK FROM HER HEAD. THE ELEPHANT COMMANDS HER TUSK TO ANNOY THE BANANA. THE TUSK REMOVES THE SKIN FROM THE BANANA. THE TUSK HIDES THE SKIN UNDER THE RUG. NOW THE BANANA IS NAKED. THE BANANA CANNOT FIND HER SKIN. THE TUSK IS TICKLING THE NAKED BANANA. THEREFORE THE BANANA IS SUFFERING. THE ELEPHANT SQUIRTS HER MILK INTO THE BUCKET. NOW THE BUCKET IS FULL OF MILK. THE BUCKET IS ON THE RUG. THE RUG IS KEEPING THE MILK WARM. THE ELEPHANT IS SIPPING THE MILK OUT OF THE BUCKET. THE ELEPHANT IS ALSO OBSERVING THE BANANA SUFFER. THE BANANA MUST HIDE FROM THE TUSK. THE BANANA DIVES INTO THE WARM MILK INSIDE THE BUCKET. THE BUCKET IS TRYING TO EXPEL THE BANANA. THE BUCKET IS COMPLIMENTED BY THE BANANA. NOW THE BUCKET IS PROUD OF HERSELF. THE BUCKET BECOMES A BALLOON. THE BALLOON IS FULL OF MILK. THE BANANA IS FLOATING IN THE MILK. THE TUSK WILL POKE THE BALLOON. THE BALLOON WILL BURST. THE MILK AND THE BANANA COME OUT OF THE BALLOON. THE MILK SPILLS ONTO THE RUG. THE RUG IS NOW SOGGY. THE RUG MUST DRY HERSELF BY DRYING THE MILK. THE HUNK OF CHEESE IS MADE BY DRYING THE MILK. POKE THE TUSK INTO THE CHEESE. THE TUSK IS NOW STUCK IN THE CHEESE. THE TUSK CANNOT BOTHER THE BANANA ANYMORE. THEREFORE THE BANANA MAY NOW SEARCH FOR HER SKIN. THE BANANA FINDS HER SKIN UNDER THE RUG. THE ELEPHANT IS LAUGHING AT THE NAKED BANANA. THEREFORE THE BANANA IS EMBARRASSED. THE NAKED BANANA MUST CONCEAL HERSELF. NOW THE BANANA IS WEARING HER SKIN AGAIN.

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NO MORE ART
THE GIANT IS HAPPY AND CREATIVE. THE DOME IS FULL OF CLAY. THE GIANT SUMMONS THE CLAY OUT OF THE DOME. THE GIANT DOES USE THE CLAY TO BUILD STATUES OF WOMEN. THE BROWN COW IS FULL OF MAGIC MILK. THE GIANT WILL EXTRACT THE MILK FROM THE COW. THE GIANT SPRINKLES MILK ONTO THE STATUES. THE MAGIC MILK TRANSFORMS THE STATUES INTO REAL WOMEN. THE WOMEN ARE AFRAID OF THE GIANT. THE GIANT VOMITS COURAGE INTO A SILVER CHALICE. THE GIANT FORCES THE WOMEN TO DRINK THE COURAGE. NOW THE WOMEN ARE BRAVE. THE WOMEN ARE STROKING AND WORSHIPPING THE GIANT. THE COW IS EMPTY. THE COW WISHES TO FILL HERSELF WITH MILK. THE COW TROTS INTO THE DOME. THE COW IS SEARCHING FOR MILK IN THE DOME. THE COW ENCOUNTERS THE SHORT SNAKE INSIDE THE DOME. THE SNAKE BITES THE COW. THE BITE TRANSFORMS THE BROWN COW INTO CLAY. THE SNAKE NOW HAS TWO BLOODY FANGS. THE SNAKE LICKS THE BLOOD OFF HER FANGS. THE BLOOD CHANGES THE SHORT SNAKE. THE SHORT SNAKE IS NOW A COWARD. THE SNAKE IS AFRAID OF THE CLAY. THEREFORE THE SNAKE MOVES OUT THE DOME. THE COWARDLY SNAKE WISHES TO AVOID ENCOUNTERS. THEREFORE THE SNAKE IS HISSING TO FRIGHTEN THINGS AWAY. THE WATER IS FRIGHTENED AWAY FROM THE SNAKE. THE SNAKE BECOMES THIRSTY. THE SILVER CHALICE HEARS THE HISSING SNAKE. THE CURIOUS CHALICE APPROACHES THE SNAKE. ONE DROPLET OF COURAGE IS IN THE CHALICE. THE THIRSTY SNAKE DRINKS THE DROPLET OUT OF THE CHALICE. NOW THE SNAKE IS BRAVE. THE SNAKE STOPS HISSING. THE SNAKE DOES SNEAK TOWARDS THE GIANT. THE SHORT SNAKE WILL BITE THE GIANT. THE BITE DOES CAUSE THE GIANT TO SHRINK. THE GIANT BECOMES A DWARF. THE WOMEN ABANDON THE DWARF. THEREFORE THE DWARF IS SAD. THE SAD DWARF WILL SINK INTO THE UNDERGROUND CAVE. THE DWARF DOES FIND THE RUBY IN THE CAVE. THE DWARF GRIPS THE RUBY TIGHTLY. THE RUBY MAKES THE DWARF ANGRY AND VERY DESTRUCTIVE. THE ANGRY DWARF IS SHOUTING. THE SHOUTING FRIGHTENS THE CLAY. THE CLAY IS VULNERABLE INSIDE THE DOME. THEREFORE THE DOME WILL CLOSE HERSELF. NOW THE CLAY IS PROTECTED BY THE DOME. THE DWARF WISHES TO ENTER THE DOME. THE DWARF WILL TRY TO SMASH THE DOME. HOWEVER THE DOME IS INDESTRUCTIBLE. A DONATION IS REQUIRED TO OPEN THE DOME. A SLOT DOES EXIST IN THE TOP OF THE DOME. THE DWARF DOES INSERT THE RUBY INTO THE SLOT. THE DOME OPENS HERSELF. THE DWARF ENTERS THE DOME. THE ANGRY DWARF SQUASHES THE CLAY.

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THE SACRIFICE
THE GIRL AS A DISEASE. THE GIRL IS EXPECTED TO DIE SOON. THE GIRL HAS A PET COCKEROACH. THE SICK GIRL SWALLOWS THE COCKEROACH. THE COCKEROACH DOES CAST THE DISEASE OUT OF THE GIRL. NOW THE GIRL IS HEALTHY. THE COCKEROACH PERISHES INSIDE THE GIRL. THE DEAD COCKEROACH IS EXPELLED FROM THE GIRL. A HEAP OF BARREN SOIL DOES EXIST OUTSIDE THE COTTAGE. THE GIRL DOES BURY THE COCKEROACH IN THE SOIL. THE DECAYING COCKEROACH MAKES THE SOIL FERTILE. THEREFORE GRASS GROWS OUT OF THE SOIL. THE DECAYING COCKEROACH BECOMES A GHOST. THE GHOST DOES RISE OUT OF THE SOIL. THE GIRL DWELLS FOR YEARS IN THE COTTAGE. THE GIRL GRADUALLY BECOMES A WOMAN. THE WOMAN GRADUALLY BECOMES A HAG. THE GHOST WISHES TO VISIT THE HAG. THE HAG WILL NOT ALLOW THE GHOST TO ENTER THE COTTAGE. THEREFORE THE GHOST IS GRUMPY. THE GRUMPY GHOST BECOMES POISONOUS. THE POISONOUS GHOST INVADES THE COTTAGE. THE HAG BLOWS THE GHOST OUT THE WINDOW. SHUT THE WINDOW TO KEEP THE GHOST OUTSIDE THE COTTAGE. THE GHOST IS FEELING REJECTED. THEREFORE THE GHOST IS WEEPING. THE TEARS OF ACID ARE DRIPPING OUT OF THE POISONOUS GHOST. THE TEARS ARE FALLING INTO THE SOIL. THE GRASS IS GROWING IN THE SOIL. THE GRASS IS IN AGONY BECAUSE THE SOIL IS FULL OF ACID. THE COMPASSIONATE GARDENER WILL UPROOT THE GRASS. NOW THE GRASS IS FREE AND COMFORTABLE. THE GRASS IS LAUGHING. THE LAUGHTER IMPROVES THE CHEMICALS INSIDE THE GRASS. THE GRASS IS NOW FULL OF HEALTHY CHEMICALS. THE HAG SUMMONS THE GRASS INTO THE COTTAGE. THE HAG MAKES THE GRASS INTO SOUP. THE HAG DRINKS THE SOUP. THE SOUP WILL MAKE THE HAG YOUNG. THE HAG BECOMES A GIRL.

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SAD HAPPY SAD HAPPY
THE UNHAPPY BRIDGE IS FROWNING. THE BRIDGE IS BLIND. THE BRIDGE HAS DOZENS OF NUTS. TRANSFORM THREE NUTS INTO EYES. NOW THE BRIDGE HAS THREE EYES. THE EYES ARE SHUT. THE ELEPHANT IS WEARING A GORGEOUS DRESS. THE ELEPHANT IS INVITED ONTO THE BRIDGE. THE ELEPHANT IS MOVING TOWARDS THE BRIDGE. HOWEVER THE ELEPHANT IS ARRESTED BY THE PERSON. THE PERSON IS TRYING TO UNDRESS THE ELEPHANT. THE ELEPHANT DOES TRAMPLE THE PERSON INTO THE SOIL. THE PERSON BECOMES A WORM IN THE SOIL. THE ELEPHANT MIGRATES ONTO THE BRIDGE. THE BRIDGE MAY NOW OPEN HER EYES AND LOOK AT THE ELEPHANT. THE BRIDGE ADMIRES THE ELEPHANT. THE BRIDGE BECOMES HAPPY. THE BRIDGE IS NOW SMILING. THE YARD IS UNDER THE BRIDGE. THE HUMP DOES EXIST IN THE MIDDLE OF THE YARD. THE HUMP IS COMPOSED OF SOIL. HAPPINESS DRIPS OUT OF THE BRIDGE. THE HAPPINESS FALLS INTO THE HUMP. THE WORM SMELLS THE HAPPINESS. THE WORM WRIGGLES INTO THE HUMP. NOW THE WORM IS HAPPY. THE WORM WISHES TO CELEBRATE HER HAPPINESS. THEREFORE THE WORM HAS A PARTY INSIDE THE HUMP. THE WORM CONSUMES THREE ENTIRE CAKES DURING THE PARTY. THE CAKES ARE CONVERTED INTO ENERGY. NOW THE WORM IS FULL OF ENERGY. THE WORM BECOMES A LONG BATTERY INSIDE THE HUMP. PLUCK ONE EYE OUT OF THE BRIDGE. PUT THE EYE ON THE HUMP. THE EYE WILL EXPAND AND BECOME A SPHERE. THE SPHERE IS BALANCING ON THE HUMP. NOW THE LONG BATTERY IS HELPING THE SPHERE TO GLOW. THE GLOWING SPHERE IS ATTRACTIVE. THE ELEPHANT DOES NOTICE THE GLOWING SPHERE. THE ELEPHANT ABANDONS THE BRIDGE. THE BRIDGE BECOMES MISERABLE. THE BRIDGE IS NOW FROWNING AGAIN. THE ELEPHANT MIGRATES DOWN TO THE SPHERE. THE ELEPHANT IS NOW ENJOYING THE COMPANY OF THE SPHERE. THE ELEPHANT IS FASCINATED BY THE SPHERE. SNAP THE LONG BATTERY. NOW THE BATTERY IS BROKEN SO THE SPHERE BECOMES DARK. THE ELEPHANT IS NOT FASCINATED BY THE SPHERE ANYMORE. THE ELEPHANT RETURNS TO THE BRIDGE. THE BRIDGE BECOMES HAPPY. THE BRIDGE IS NOW SMILING AGAIN.

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LIVING WARM
THE CATERPILLAR IS BORN IN THE MEADOW OF SMELLY FLOWERS. THE CATERPILLAR IS SMALL AND HEARTLESS. THE CATERPILLAR THINKS PETALS ARE YUMMY. THEREFORE THE FLOWERS CANNOT TRUST THE CATERPILLAR. THE CATERPILLAR IS EXPELLED FROM THE MEADOW. THE CATERPILLAR BECOMES HUNGRY. NOW THE CATERPILLAR IS HOWLING. THE SMELLY FLOWERS HEAR THE SUFFERING CATERPILLAR. THE SMELLY FLOWERS WISH TO HELP THE CATERPILLAR. THE FLOWERS PUT A WONDERFUL GIFT INTO THE FRIDGE. NOW THE FLOWERS DONATE THE FRIDGE TO THE CATERPILLAR. THE CHAIN IS WRAPPED AROUND THE FRIDGE. THE HUNGRY CATERPILLAR TAKES THE CHAIN OFF THE FRIDGE. NOW THE CATERPILLAR MAY OPEN THE FRIDGE. THE CATERPILLAR FINDS A PILE OF LEAVES INSIDE THE FRIDGE. THE CATERPILLAR IS COUNTING THE LEAVES. THE CATERPILLAR DISCOVERS THE COLD HEART IN THE PILE OF LEAVES. THE HEART IS DEAD AND MOTIONLESS. THE CATERPILLAR ATTACHES THE HEART TO THE CHAIN. THE CATERPILLAR DOES COMMAND THE CHAIN TO GUARD THE HEART. THE CATERPILLAR MUST ABANDON THE HEART AND SEARCH FOR A COCOON. THE LEAVES ARE NOW FOLLOWING THE CATERPILLAR. THE CATERPILLAR FINDS A HUGE COCOON. THE SMALL CATERPILLAR IS AFRAID OF THE COCOON. THE CATERPILLAR MUST RELAX HERSELF BY EATING. THE CATERPILLAR DOES GOBBLE THE LEAVES. THE CATERPILLAR GROWS. NOW THE CATERPILLAR IS LARGE AND BRAVE. THE CATERPILLAR DOES EXPLORE THE COCOON. THE CATERPILLAR FINDS THE BOOK IN THE COCOON. THE WORD IS TRAPPED INSIDE THE BOOK. THE CATERPILLAR OPENS THE BOOK. NOW THE WORD MAY ESCAPE FROM THE BOOK. THE WORD IS AFRAID OF EXITING THE COCOON. HOWEVER THE WORD IS FREE TO FLOAT AROUND INSIDE THE COCOON. THE BOOK IS FULL OF BEAUTIFUL PICTURES. THE CATERPILLAR WILL LOOK AT THE BEAUTIFUL PICTURES FOR DAYS. THE CATERPILLAR GRADUALLY CHANGES INTO A BUTTERFLY. THE BUTTERFLY IS DUMB AND HEARTLESS. THE BUTTERFLY IS NOW CHASING THE WORD INSIDE THE COCOON. THE BUTTERFLY CAPTURES THE WORD. THE BUTTERFLY SWALLOWS THE WORD. NOW THE BUTTERFLY IS CAPABLE OF TALKING. THE BUTTERFLY DOES EXIT THE COCOON. THE SMELLY FLOWERS HEAR ABOUT THE CHARMING BUTTERFLY. THE BUTTERFLY IS INVITED INTO THE MEADOW OF FLOWERS. THE BUTTERFLY WILL PREACH TO THE FLOWERS. THE BUTTERFLY DOES PERSUADE THE FLOWERS TO CHANGE. THE FLOWERS COMBINE AND BECOME A BOTTLE OF PERFUME. THE BUTTERFLY IS NOW GLIDING AROUND THE BOTTLE. THE BUTTERFLY IS TRANSFORMED INTO A GIRL. THE GIRL IS HEARTLESS. THE CHAIN IS GUARDING THE HEART. THE GIRL TRANSFORMS THE CHAIN INTO A NECKLACE. THE GIRL WEARS THE NECKLACE. THE COLD HEART IS HANGING ON THE NECKLACE. THE GIRL IS COVERS HERSELF IN PERFUME. NOW THE GIRL IS ATTRACTIVE. THEREFORE SOMEBODY CUDDLES THE GIRL. THE CUDDLE WARMS THE HEART. NOW THE HEART IS ALIVE. THE JOYFUL HEART IS LEAPING ON THE CHEST OF THE GIRL. THE HEART IS INVITED INTO THE GIRL. NOW THE HEART IS DWELLING INSIDE THE GIRL.

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INTELLIGENT AGAIN
THE SACRED FIRE DOES EXIST INSIDE THE CHURCH. THE FIRE IS KEEPING THE CHURCH BRIGHT AND SMART. THE SMART CHURCH IS INVITED INTO THE SCHOOL. THE CHURCH ENCOUNTERS A TEACHER IN THE SCHOOL. THE CHURCH HAS ONE WINDOW. SMOKE IS COMING OUT OF THE WINDOW. THE SMOKE MAKES THE TEACHER CURIOUS. THE TEACHER LOOKS THROUGH THE WINDOW. THE TEACHER DOES OBSERVE THE SACRED FIRE INSIDE THE CHURCH. THE TEACHER IS UPSET BECAUSE FIRE AND SMOKE ARE FORBIDDEN IN THE SCHOOL. THE TEACHER BECOMES A WELL. QUICKLY THE WELL DOES EXTINGUISH THE SACRED FIRE. NOW THE CHURCH IS DARK AND STUPID. THEREFORE THE CHURCH IS EXPELLED FROM THE SCHOOL. THE CHURCH IS ASHAMED OF HERSELF. THEREFORE THE CHURCH SHRINKS AND BECOMES A PUNY GIRL. THE BULLY WILL EXIT THE SCHOOL. THE BULLY IS NOW HUNTING THE PUNY GIRL. THE BULLY ENCOUNTERS THE GIRL. THE GIRL WISHES TO FRIGHTEN THE BULLY AWAY. THEREFORE THE PUNY GIRL IS NOW WEARING FAKE MUSCLES. THE BULLY SHAKES THE GIRL. THE FAKE MUSCLES FALL OFF THE GIRL. NOW THE BULLY IS PUNCHING THE GIRL. THE GIRL DOES EXPAND AND BECOME A CHURCH. THE CHURCH IS COMPOSED OF BRICKS. NOW THE BULLY IS PUNCHING THE CHURCH. THE HANDS OF THE BULLY BECOME BRUISED AND BROKEN. THEREFORE THE BULLY IS ANGRY. THE BULLY WISHES TO INVADE THE CHURCH. THE BULLY CLIMBS THROUGH THE WINDOW INTO THE CHURCH. THE CHURCH IS NOW DESECRATED BY THE ANGRY BULLY. NOW THE BULLY HAS GUILTY FEELINGS. THE BULLY IS KNEELING AND JOINING HER HANDS INSIDE THE CHURCH. THE BULLY DOES REQUIRE FORGIVENESS. THE BULLY IS FORGIVEN BY THE CHURCH. THE CHURCH DONATES A FREEZER TO THE BULLY. THE FREEZER IS FULL OF HOLY ICE. THE BULLY SHOVES HER BROKEN HANDS INTO THE FREEZER. THE BRUISES DISAPPEAR. THE HOLY ICE DOES CURE THE HANDS. THE BULLY WITHDRAWS HER HANDS FROM THE FREEZER. THE BULLY DOES NOTICE HER HANDS ARE COLD. THE BULLY WISHES TO WARM HER HANDS. THEREFORE THE BULLY IS NOW RUBBING HER HANDS TOGETHER. THE SPARK IS GENERATED INSIDE THE HANDS. THE BULLY IS IGNITED BY THE SPARK. THE BULLY BECOMES A SACRED FIRE INSIDE THE CHURCH. THE CHURCH IS NOW SMART AGAIN. THE SMART CHURCH IS INVITED AGAIN INTO THE SCHOOL. THE CHURCH ENCOUNTERS THE WELL IN THE SCHOOL. THE CHURCH WILL SHUT AND LOCK THE WELL. NOW THE WATER IS TRAPPED INSIDE THE WELL. THEREFORE THE WELL CANNOT EXTINGUISH THE SACRED FIRE. THE WELL WISHES TO BE USEFUL. THEREFORE THE WELL DOES BECOME A TEACHER. THE SMART CHURCH LEARNS MUCH FROM THE TEACHER IN THE SCHOOL.

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HER PLAYGROUND
THE CLASSROOM AND THE PLAYGROUND EXIST IN THE SCHOOL. THE CHILDREN AND THE BULLY ARE TOGETHER IN THE SCHOOL. THE CHILDREN REFUSE TO PLAY WITH THE BULLY IN THE PLAYGROUND. THEREFORE THE BULLY IS THREATENING TO STEAL FOOD FROM THE CHILDREN. THE CHILDREN HIDE THEIR FOOD IN THE CLASSROOM. THE CHILDREN ARE NOW LACKING NOURISHMENT. THEREFORE THE CHILDREN BECOME PUNY. THE BULLY DOES PUSH THE PUNY CHILDREN OUT OF THE SCHOOL. THE LUNCHBOX IS SEARCHING FOR FOOD IN THE CLASSROOM. THE FAN BLOWS THE LUNCHBOX OUT OF THE CLASSROOM. THE LUNCHBOX IS WEEPING IN THE PLAYGROUND. THE BULLY DECIDES TO HELP THE LUNCHBOX. THE FAN IS NOW BROKEN BY THE BULLY. THE LUNCHBOX RETURNS TO THE CLASSROOM. THE DESK DOES EXIST IN THE CLASSROOM. THE LUNCHBOX FINDS THE FOOD INSIDE THE DESK. THE FOOD IS RELOCATED INTO THE LUNCHBOX. THE LUNCHBOX IS BRAGGING ABOUT HER FOOD IN THE PLAYGROUND. THE BULLY FORCES THE LUNCHBOX OPEN. THE BULLY GOBBLES THE FOOD OUT OF THE LUNCHBOX. THE FOOD IS CONVERTED INTO A MAGIC SHOE INSIDE THE BULLY. THE CHILDREN PUT A SAVAGE DOG INTO THE PLAYGROUND. THE BULLY IS WOUNDED BY THE SAVAGE DOG. THE MAGIC SHOE IS BORN THROUGH THE WOUND. THE BULLY WEARS THE SHOE. NOW THE BULLY IS SPEEDY. THE SAVAGE DOG IS NOW CHASING THE BULLY. THE DOG BECOMES EXHAUSTED SO SHE QUITS THE CHASE. NOW THE DOG IS ASLEEP. THE BULLY HAS MONTHS OF FUN ALONE IN THE PLAYGROUND.

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HELPING THE HELPER
THE NURSE IS ALWAYS CARING FOR THE SICK PEOPLE. THEREFORE THE NURSE IS VERY SAD. THE HEAVY BOOTS ARE ON THE FEET OF THE NURSE. THE NURSE DOES RETREAT FROM THE SICK PEOPLE. NOW THE NURSE IS RESTING ALONE IN THE SHADE OF THE TREE. THE TREE HAS NO ROOTS. THEREFORE THE TREE IS STARVING. THE TREE HAS GORGEOUS GREEN EYES. THEREFORE THE NURSE DOES COMPLIMENT THE TREE. THE TREE DOES CHOOSE TO REPAY THE NURSE. THE TREE REMOVES THE HEAVY BOOTS FROM THE NURSE. THE TREE DOES KISS THE FEET OF THE NURSE. THE WET KISS DOES CAUSE ROOTS TO GROW ON THE TREE. THE TREE DOES WRIGGLE HER LONG ROOTS INTO THE SOIL. NOW THE TREE MAY FEED HERSELF. THE TREE IS NOW SUCKING WATER OUT OF THE SOIL. THEREFORE FRUITS GROW ON THE TREE. THE FRUITS ARE DULL. THE NURSE IS NOW ABLE TO JUMP. THE NURSE DOES CHOOSE TO DODGE THE SICK PEOPLE. THEREFORE THE NURSE IS NOW JUMPING OVER THE SICK PEOPLE. THE JUMPING NURSE IS HAPPY. SOME HAPPINESS LEAKS OUT OF THE NURSE. THE HAPPINESS SPILLS INTO THE SOIL. THE TREE DOES SUCK THE HAPPINESS OUT OF THE SOIL. NOW THE FRUITS ARE BRIGHT AND HAPPY. THE FRUITS ARE NOW FLASHING ON THE TREE. THE SICK PEOPLE NOTICE THE FLASHING FRUITS. THE SICK PEOPLE GOBBLE THE FRUITS. NOW THE SICK PEOPLE BECOME HEALTHY.

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TEMPTED BY THE FRUIT
THE WOMAN HAS ONE FOOT. THE WOMAN HOPS INTO THE CAVE. THE WOMAN IS NOW DWELLING IN THE CAVE. THE WOMAN COMMANDS HER FOOT TO ILLUMINATE THE CAVE. NOW THE FOOT IS BURNING SO THE CAVE IS BRIGHT. THE WOMAN DISCOVERS A TREE IN THE CAVE. THE FRUIT IS GROWING ON THE TREE. THE HUMBLE WOMAN WISHES TO STAY IN THE CAVE FOREVER. THEREFORE THE WOMAN DETACHES HER BURNING FOOT. NOW THE WOMAN IS UNABLE TO MOVE. THE BURNING FOOT IS SPEEDY. THE FOOT IS ZOOMING AROUND THE TREE. THE TREE WANTS TO MOVE BUT SHE IS STUCK IN THE GROUND. THEREFORE THE TREE IS JEALOUS OF THE FOOT. THE FRUIT DOES DECIDE TO TEASE THE TREE. THEREFORE THE FOOT IS NOW JUMPING OVER THE TREE. SPARKS DROP OUT OF THE FOOT. THE TREE IS IGNITED BY THE SPARKS. NOW THE TREE IS BURNING. THE FRUIT ABANDONS THE BURNING TREE. THE TREE IS INCINERATED SO THE FRUIT IS HOMELESS. THE FRUIT BUILDS A MANSION FOR HERSELF OUTSIDE THE CAVE. THE FRUIT BECOMES LONELY IN HER MANSION. THE FRUIT WANTS TO LIVE IN THE MANSION WITH THE WOMAN. THE FRUIT IS TEMPTING THE WOMAN TO EXIT THE CAVE. HOWEVER THE WOMAN CANNOT MOVE. THEREFORE THE FRUIT ATTACHES THE BURNING FOOT TO THE WOMAN. THE FRUIT IS AGAIN TEMPTING THE WOMAN TO EXIT THE CAVE. THE WOMAN IS RESISTING THE TEMPTATION. THE WOMAN DOES DECIDE TO STOMP ON THE FRUIT. THE WOMAN DOES NOW SQUASH THE FRUIT.
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