michael jackson
1.) a woman dies and goes to heaven. god told her "you were so nice and kind during your life time, so i shall grant you one wish. the woman was very kind so she asked god "please make all the children in the world safe". "your wish is granted" said god. an hour later, michael jackson dies.
2.) guy 1: have you heard?
guy 2: heard what?
guy 1: apple made a new phone honoring michael jackson!
guy 2: cool! what's it called?
guy 1: itouch kids
rumor: michael jackson harrassed kids
